Thoughts & Favorite Lines?

[jojoe55]

'Well girl my meal plan has run out so I'll give you the choice, how would you like me to prepare you.'

[nxylas]

(as Snape) "...and then I'm off to Chuck E Cheese. What? Just because I'm imposing doesn't mean I don't like piz-za". It was a funny line anyway, but that Rickmanesque pause between the two syllables of the word "pizza" was the icing on the cake (or the pepperoni on the pizza) for me.

[almightyspaz]

"Quick, to the Dead Poet's Society Meeting!"

"A grand wizard... no wait that came out wrong.."

"He's the Bertie Wooster..."

Gotta say, this was just too funny.

[The Elusive Robert Denby]

As Dumbledore' using the Put-Outer: "Yeah, great.  Let me know when you can use it to steal your neighbour's cable!"

[satelliteoflove]

Dumbledore: Ahh, alas. Earwax.
Mike: Uhh, that wasn't one of the beans you senile loon.

Kevin: Ok, what's happening? Are we winning? What's that smell?

Olivander: It seems only yesterday that you mother and father were in here buying their first wands.
Bill: I assume they're parking the car. Always full of life those two. I assume

Kevin: Oops! He must have cast the reveal porno stash spell.

Mike: And they say that Harry's heart grew three sizes that day.

Hagrid: Mr. Harry Potter wishes to make a withdrawal.
Mike: If that's ok with you, corpse of Benjamin Franklin.

Mike: I just beefed into my long coat, so don't follow too closely.

McGonagall: Harry Potter!
Kevin: You da man!

Filch: I know you're in there. You can't hide.
Mike: And don't think I won't come after you just because you caught me without a stitch of clothes on.

Mike: As an evil hat, I must say it's tough.

Mike: Hey! Frank Ringwraith's the name. How the hell are ya?

Sorting Hat: I know! Hufflepuff!
Bill: Or was it Fliffinpiff? I don't know I'm drunk. . .

Wood: The only thing I want you to worry about is this. The golden snitch.
Mike: The most extravagant tattle tale in the kingdom.

Wood: You catch this, the game is over.
Kevin: Like Herpes.

Harry: Happy Christmas Ron. What are you wearing?
Bill: I'm a registered trade mark.

[WatchOutForSnakes]

"Hey, what's going on? Are we winning? ...What's that smell?"

"Just then his John Philip Sousa ringtone goes off"

[Bob]

Since Harry Potter 2 is coming up, I thought I had better break down and watch this one.   I am NOT a fan of the movies or the books...... I can see how poeple like it, and I am happy for them, but this is just not my cup of tea.

Having written that, this riff was HILARIOUS and makes my top ten.



Many, many, many laugh out loud moments.

[Fortis]

Since Harry Potter 2 is coming up, I thought I had better break down and watch this one.   I am NOT a fan of the movies or the books...... I can see how poeple like it, and I am happy for them, but this is just not my cup of tea.

Having written that, this riff was HILARIOUS and makes my top ten.



Many, many, many laugh out loud moments.

Yes, this is actually my favorite rifftrax with Mike Kevin and Bill. So when I guessed it during the 20Qs game in the chat room...it was really out of hope, not intelligence, for the second one to be made. I'm really excited for this one!

[LBeria]

The family and I are planning a re-screening of this Rifftrax the evening before Chamber of Secrets becomes available....  My youngest can't wait for me to buy it (honestly, I think I'm more excited than he is!).

I hope it keeps to the high standards of Sorcerer's Stone's Rifftrax....'cause this one is really great!

*Neville is hanging onto the runaway broom and flies over the statue on top fo the ramparts and snags his robe*
"Hey, I got one!  Ooh!  And it's a keeper!"

[NYFalcon1981]

Hey everybody, got my wisdom teeth out this week so I had some major riff/mst time.

I just watched this for the first time in many months and it is in my top 10 I think, it was great so many hilarious lines, all of the guys seemed to have fun.

Most people have said my fav lines but still:

Mikes:Yes harry you're a wizard, you're a grand wizard. wait no that sounds wrong
Wow chicken wings and corn! It's a s magical as Boston Market
Ah Christmas a godless wizzard's fav holiday (that quote may be wrong feel free to correct me all )
yay let's see what Satan left us, I mean santa....


Kevin was great with : Muggle? Ya see harry when a group is diff, it's good to come up with a funny sounding word or slur to put them down


Bill: during the chilling stairs descent scene towards the end: They were gunna have a turtle descending stairs but one of the owls carried it away
Bill's anger over the potter crew not having the most house points at the end


And some amazing team work from all 3 of the guys:
Bill asking which of the wizards has a pot problem (Potter, sorcerer's stoned) and mike telling him bluntly get out!
And finally the fantastic call back of magneto cerebro and no kevins in that joke.


Sorry this was so long but as I said, it's a personal favorite.   I need to show this riff to as many people as I can!

[jdubyuh214]

Mike: Wow, chicken wings and corn! It's as magical as Boston Market!

Wood: Not bad Potter,you'd make a fair beater.
Bill: As we'll soon learn in Equus.

Mike: Sandy worked hard to make it in the male dominated world of Quidditch and it turned her into a titanic lesbian.

(When Harry first sees his parents in the mirror)
Mike: Hey,it's Mr.and Mrs. Mirrory, the lovable animated mirror assistants!
Kevin: Looks like you're trying to see your reflection, would you like some help with that?

Harry: Mum?
Bill: Nope, Patricia Clarkson.
Harry: Dad?
Kevin: Nope, young Steve Martin!

Mike: (As Hagrid) All right, who wants to here a joke?
Kevin: Oh, I do!
Bill: I love jokes.
Mike: It's pretty racist.
Kevin: ...I'd rather not.

I don't know why, but the thought of Hagrid telling racist jokes to children is hilarious.

Harry: Checkmate
Bill: That's what I call my girlfriend from Prague!
Kevin: (cracks up) ... Wow!

Dumbledore: Good afternoon Harry.
Bill: Rip van winkle?Oh good God I'm in the wrong story!

Dumbledore: Another year gone
Mike: And I look fifty older.

[NRRork]

Hagrid-
Oh, and I suppose a dirty great muggle like you is gonna stop him.

Harry-
Muggle?

Hagrid-
Non-magic folk.

Riff-
You see Harry, when one group of people is different from another, it helps to come up with a funny-sounding word-- or "slur"-- to describe them.

[batch]

Rip Van Winkle? Oh good God I'm in the wrong story...

And standing in for Dumbledore is the embalmed corpse of Dumbledore.

Please, just let the heradin screech at us.

[Terror from the year 5000]

HARRY: Hagrid, what exactly are these things?
HAGRID: They're goblins, Harry.

BILL: Gringotts spelled backwards is Sttognirg!

[Scorpy]

"Could I interest you in some Girl Scout Cookies?"

"I know nothing of swine dermatology."

"You'd make a fair beater."
"As we'll soon learn in Equus."

"In the Deus Ex category..."

"And now the celebration of the peripheral characters!"