THE PHANTOM MENACE NOW AVAILABLE!!

[J-Proof]

Hmm...I like your idea, Smilin Jack, but I took a different track with it. 

Catacombs are featured in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.  The Crusades took place a really long time ago.  What else took place a really long time ago?  Woodstock.  Woodstock is the name of the bird in Peanuts.  Elephants like peanuts.  Elephant MEN would also like peanuts.  Therefore, the next Rifftrax will be The Elephant Man with Anthony Hopkins and John Hurt.

Bingo - once we make a RiffTrax for Elephant Man, you will be sure to get a free copy of it....

[dignan]

Hmm...I like your idea, Smilin Jack, but I took a different track with it. 

Catacombs are featured in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.  The Crusades took place a really long time ago.  What else took place a really long time ago?  Woodstock.  Woodstock is the name of the bird in Peanuts.  Elephants like peanuts.  Elephant MEN would also like peanuts.  Therefore, the next Rifftrax will be The Elephant Man with Anthony Hopkins and John Hurt.

Bingo - once we make a RiffTrax for Elephant Man, you will be sure to get a free copy of it....

Sweet!  I will begin holding my breath for that....right now!

*passes out*

[WouTar]

Oh boy, here we go again. Nice one J-Proof. How many more Rifftrax-fans will you force to commit suicide under your reign of terror?