REQUIES-CAT IN PACE

[Tarantulas]

"Oh Penguin, Dear of silky black
We believe we have the answer
The next RiffTrax will be
Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace"

wait... does it have to rhyme?  I looked back over all the movies listed and I don't think any of them rhyme that well...

[David]

Sync your clocks to server time... (+ or - however many hours)

[AvestheFox]

oh wait... dear God, what time is it?!?

okay, I'm completely lost... was that the official question?

[David]

Watching the next movie without Rifftrax
Is likely to give you cancer.

[MontyServo]

A little less than an hour away...

Try not to mess this up Pak.  Or you'll have a few hundred board members looking to make you into Ms. Pak-Man. 

No pressure though.   

I just hope it is Star Wars, or I'll have to change my screenname and go into hiding.

"Oh Penguin, Dear of silky black
We believe we have the answer
The next RiffTrax will be
Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace"

wait... does it have to rhyme?  I looked back over all the movies listed and I don't think any of them rhyme that well...

That's twice now that someone has posted the rhyme.  Didn't DaPenguin say not a second before noon???  I hope you guys didn't screw this up already.  Or am I worrying about nothing?

[kodiakthejuggler]

Unless our fearless representative goes posting that very phrase before noon pacific time...

I think we're good   

[Tarantulas]

heh... it was not my intention to screw anything up...

But again, does it have to rhyme?

[Pak-Man]

I'll tack on "I hope you don't get cancer." :^)

[AvestheFox]

we got muther@#$@ing penguins on the muther#$@!#ing board!

hehehe... I just had to say that...

Anyway, the suspense is killing me here

[Pak-Man]

A little less than an hour away...

Try not to mess this up Pak.  Or you'll have a few hundred board members looking to make you into Ms. Pak-Man. 

No pressure though.   

Obi-Wan: "YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE RIFFTRAX!"
Me: Sorry. Don't know WHY I said Troll 2! ;^)

[Joe Don Faker]

"Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic... to democracy!  Not to Troll 2!"

[David]

"The forum will decide your fate."
"I AM THE FORUM!"

[Pak-Man]

(Golf announcer voice) All is quiet here on the Forums. It's a beautiful day as Pak-Man prepares his address to the Emperor Da Penguin.... :^)

[Pak-Man]

He waves to the crowds and checks his Swatch. If all goes well, this post should show up at 45 after the hour...

[Conor]

Oh no!  Pak-man has ripped off his mask revealing that he's actually Zachs Mind!  And he's guessing Troll 2!  And now some tasteless jokes about tragic events!  This can't be happening!