Greetigs and Salivations

[DarthChimay]

I just wanted to say hello to everyone. I've been listening to RiffTrax for a few months now and I've been a MSTie for... gads, I can't even remember. I do remember watching the first airing of Robot Holocaust and I have been in love ever since. I've also been successfully infecting co-workers with RiffTrax.

I'm a level designer living in the Bay Area, California, so I giggle, guffaw, and titter each time a game reference is made. I was especially tickled by the mention of The 7th Guest in the T3 riff.

The only downside is that I've had to buy movies that I swore I'd never watch (again). I actually paid money for Independence Day. I have to go shower again now.

[Minnesota]

welcome!!


... have you gone through the rite of passage that is crossroads yet?

[DarthChimay]

Not yet... I saw it a few years ago with a group in Austin, TX, that (at the time) called themselves Mr. Sinus Theater and I haven't been able to bring myself to watching the movie again.... yet. The least they could've done is made Ralph Macchio one of Britney's friends.. maybe the song-writing pregnant one.

[Thom_Serveaux]

Hello, and welcome to the forums!  I think I can speak for nearly all my fellow members when I say that I hope you enjoy your stay here.  I think that you'll find that we have a community here that shares a peace loving, tolerant, non-judgemental, non gender biased mindset, no trolls or flamers here, I can assure y...

Lies ! ! !   All Lies ! ! !

Silence !!!   I Kill you!!!

*Presses a button and the infidel... er I mean the member is 'escorted' away*
*clears throat*

Now where was I?  Oh yes...so you can rest assured that your stay here will be both a safe and pleasant virtual experience...  Here... *gives DarthChimay  an Insect-A-Sketch, a Nitro Burning Funny Pipe, a Ski Mask with Articulated Eyebrows, and a tin of Artificial Chibi Cookies, made with only the finest Genuine Artificial Chibis...*

So, enjoy your stay here, and remember, if you have any questions, don't ask....  Um, I mean don't hesitate to ask,
Yeah... That's it...

[BathTub]

Hehe, welcome to the forums.

[RoninFox]

The thought...of...Ralph Macchio...in same movie...as...Brittany......head exploding!   

LEAVE RALPH MACCHIO ALONE!

Okay, got that out of my system.  Welcome.

[Thom_Serveaux]

The thought...of...Ralph Macchio...in same movie...as...Brittany......head exploding!   

...or the fact that
his character would be pregnant

[RoninFox]

The thought...of...Ralph Macchio...in same movie...as...Brittany......head exploding!   

...or the fact that
his character would be pregnant

I'm actually strangely comfortable with that.

[Thom_Serveaux]

The thought...of...Ralph Macchio...in same movie...as...Brittany......head exploding!   

...or the fact that
his character would be pregnant

I'm actually strangely comfortable with that.

Well if that's the case he'd have to be careful.  Any offspring of his is liable to have one hell of a kick!

[DarthChimay]

The thought...of...Ralph Macchio...in same movie...as...Brittany......head exploding!   

...or the fact that
his character would be pregnant

I'm actually strangely comfortable with that.

Well if that's the case he'd have to be careful.  Any offspring of his is liable to have one hell of a kick!

I know I won't wax off in the shower with Ralph again.

Tee-hee.

[RoninFox]

The thought...of...Ralph Macchio...in same movie...as...Brittany......head exploding!   

...or the fact that
his character would be pregnant

I'm actually strangely comfortable with that.

Well if that's the case he'd have to be careful.  Any offspring of his is liable to have one hell of a kick!

I know I won't wax off in the shower with Ralph again.

Tee-hee.

That's probably smart.  He can still paint the fence though.

Really, he's out of work and I hired him to paint my fence next week.

[Sideswipe]

there seems to be a recent surge of Darths on the forumn lately.  This cant be good.

[Thom_Serveaux]

Yeah I thought Lucas said there could only be 2 at a time...

[RoninFox]

Yeah I thought Lucas said there could only be 2 at a time...

That'll change with the Episode I tenth anniversary special super mega edition!

[Thom_Serveaux]

...or perhaps an increase of Dark Mitochondria...