Favorite Lines

[PlayMSTie]

That's VICE PRESIDENT Rocker Dude. 

President: "WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THAT NIGHT, WE WILL NOT GIVE UP WITHOUT A FIGHT..."
Mike: "WE WILL NOT QUOTE DYLAN THOMAS RIGHT!"

That was hilarious. Also the Duck Dodgers bit. "Had the thilly thing in reverth." 

Speaking of that quote:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116629/trivia

Read the 18th line.

You know, I had a feeling that might have been the case. Some weirdly fascinating trivia there. I grew up listening to my dad's Bill Cosby records until I all but had them memorized, but I didn't catch the "Oops" thing -- perhaps because Goldblum couldn't carry it off the way Cos could.

[eegah]

Bill in Harvey Firestein's voice: "I'm trying to soothe you with my voice!"

That was our favorite one as well.

[Cosmic Muse]

From the sample alone "I'm just a weather balloon." has to be my favorite, not just because it's a callback to MST3K the Movie, but because for the most part after Roswell this was a standard "explanation" by the military to witnesses whenever they saw something that was obviously not a weather balloon.

[Bob]

I like how Rocker Dude could take time out from his busy touring schedule with the Doobie Brothers and shoot down a bunch of aliens.

[Junkyard]

Vice President Rocker Dude sends his regards.

[Pak-Man]

Your mother needed more room to play so we sent her off to a farm...

New York City: The day BEFORE the aliens came down.

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

Someone get me a damn lozenge!

You think he flaming now...

Hey! Chris Cornell!

[Junkyard]

I set my Mom up with the Indipendence Day riff, and her favorite line:
"Now why would anyone want to divorce HIM?"

[BathTub]

"Does your prince ever get that not so fresh feeling?"

* BathTub puts a handful of gravel in his mouth

"That's the man I'm going to marry"

and for most shocking...

"I'm playing with one right now!"

[Mistie41447]

Jasmine: "That's why!" <opens curtains>
Mike(?): "What?  The curtains?"

I'm a sucker for a Holy Grail ref.

[BBQ Platypus]

My memory's a bit fuzzy, but my favorite line was probably "Tomorrow, we pick out Mommy's headstone!" and the other such lines.

Also: "We don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in our pool!"

[Shinmaru]

"That's the man I'm gonna marry!"

[chadgar24]

"find out who's kids these are?"

[Compound]

...

Almost 5 years since this riff came out and it took me this long to get Kevin's "Me of love" bit during an early scene. With a satellite.  Gah.

[polandspring]

I'm justing watching this now, and I add:

[as New Yorkers are looting and rioting]

"This is what Pirate Bay would be like in real life.  But with fatter people."