Good Thing, Bad Thing

[Cosmic Muse]

Good Thing: Gerard Butler (And roughly all of the buffed male cast playing the Spartans.) in nothing but leather thongs. Historical accuracy be damned!!

Bad Thing: They all die in the end.

[acoletterose]

Good Thing: An abscence of the more common "Hairy Greek."

Bad Thing: I am a history geek and I annoyed others with my historical accuracy snobbery.

[Bob]

Good Thing: Gerard Butler (And roughly all of the buffed male cast playing the Spartans.) in nothing but leather thongs. Historical accuracy be damned!!

Good Thing;   Women finally get a movie with all eye-candy, all the time.
Bad Thing:   Not enough Gorgo nudity.

[Quicksilver]

good thing: very good rifftrax and I missed  Bill
bad thing: I bought this movie because I couldnt rent it anywhere, even online.

[Cosmic Muse]

good thing: very good rifftrax and I missed  Bill
bad thing: I bought this movie because I couldnt rent it anywhere, even online.

I'd consider purchasing it a very good thing! It's a very beautifully filmed, visual eye candy extravaganza. It's very stylish and slick, plus unlike a certain action movie allegedly starring the Transformers, you could follow the action quite nicely because the camera was steady unlike all this new fangled shaky cam stuff that makes me feel like vomiting.

[k1]

I'd consider purchasing it a very good thing! It's a very beautifully filmed, visual eye candy extravaganza. It's very stylish and slick, plus unlike a certain action movie allegedly starring the Transformers, you could follow the action quite nicely because the camera was steady unlike all this new fangled shaky cam stuff that makes me feel like vomiting.

Like most of Bourne Supremacy?  My wife and I saw it in the theaters and got stuck in seats way up front.  The wife left the theater feeling sick after the movie because of all the shaky cam shots.

[Joey the Lemur]

Good thing: I'm getting a bunch of new converts to Rifftrax because of this one.
Bad thing: The marines I know, who worship this movie as the greatest film since "Jarhead", will kick my ass for this mockery.

[Cosmic Muse]

Like most of Bourne Supremacy?  My wife and I saw it in the theaters and got stuck in seats way up front.  The wife left the theater feeling sick after the movie because of all the shaky cam shots.

Oh yes, directors think it puts you up close to the action when instead all the muddled blurriness overloads your occulary senses to the point of feeling vertigo and throws you into an epileptic seizure. This happened to me during the scene in Spider-man 3 where the cops are searching for Sandman in that sand filled dump truck. This also happened with every action scene in that pile of pablum called Trabsformers directed by Michael Bay. What ever happened to just keeping that camera steady so you know what's going on?!

[acoletterose]

Good Thing: An abscence of the more common "Hairy Greek."

Bad Thing: I am a history geek and I annoyed others with my historical accuracy snobbery.

Hey,   tell me about it!

If you want to learn more about hairy Greeks..... That's your business not mine, keep me out of it.

[Bob]

If you want to learn more about hairy Greeks..... That's your business not mine, keep me out of it.

Did someone mention hairy men?

[a pretty girl is like]

Good Thing: Gay cinema finally has a legitimate tent pole blockbuster.

Bad Thing:  That's not proper armour.

[DoctorZ]

Good Thing - Rifftrax first Sword and Sandal movie!
Bad Thing - Xerxes copper lipstick haunts my nightmares.