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Poetry by Committee!

Started by BBQ Platypus, June 14, 2007, 06:16:41 PM

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AmazingThor


Junkyard


bettertomorrowamy

Until I kicked his left nad.

His back was really hairy,
On timeout

RVR II

his name was Barry,

and wanted a wax job

bettertomorrowamy

but only from a guy named Bob.

He had 4 kids,
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Junkyard

who got no bids.

The paper was late,

bettertomorrowamy

so I said, "awe gee" and went to masturbate.

My hands got so sticky,
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Junkyard

using a picture of Mickey.

I felt so ashamed,

bettertomorrowamy

but my one-eyed monster was tamed.

That's all that matters in the end.
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Junkyard

is the money you lend.

Without a carem

AmazingThor

you can always scare em
with your movie choice

Junkyard

and lose your voice.

However sad it is,

bettertomorrowamy

There's always Liz

to grab hold of your junk
On timeout

Tripe

When She's in a blue funk

The quandary we face

RVR II

is in the same place

but all and all