I'm terrified...

[RandyMistie]

Hello! It's Randy! Is there anyone still alive that remembers me from such posts as: "RandyMistie os a Giant Tit!" Ah, good times...

Well, the reason I'm stopping by is; can we please tell my brother Mike that the image of him in the thumbnail for Rifftrax Experiments is FUCKING TERRIFYING!!! CREEPY AS HELL, MIKE!!

It's in my nightmares. Mike with Peter Lorres' voice wheezing, "I am so looking forward to the HORrible theengs I will do to you..." and that laugh... the horrible wheezing laugh.... no.. no Mike...

Many nights I wake screaming... couldn't make love to my  wife the other night; that face popped into my head...

Please Mike, my beloved riff-friends, let us end the long national nightmare. We know Mike to have a friendly, honest face, open and welcoming, even comforting. Surely, we can get a better shot, there with ol' digital...

Anyways, just kidding around. Maybe he was going for kinda creepy, , I dunno, but it's not the best picture of him, I've ever seen. I should know, I have life-size pics of him all over my Rifftrax shrines, so, I'm pretty normal. Why? What have YOU heard!?
(a talking Interibang!?)

PS: Ima trow you some money for this! I think this MST3K thing you guys are doing is THE BEST NEWS I've heard since the World started burning down! We need this sooo bad and you are heroes for bringing this idea to us to look forward to in these bleak and anxious times! I know Mike might not like this but I am a pagan, (and might die in prison because of it, in this "country" wherever it is we live now!) but, May The Gods bless you and keep you; UT SUPRA UT INFRA Ahmin. All the love for you, I give freely! Love you all!!

Randy

[RVR II]

Welcome back Randy! Been too long and yes it's mostly crickets here now, but a few of us are still trying to keep things alive here.
Poor Mike. He's doing the best he can.
Some of us went to the MST3K forums here: https://forums.mst3k.com/ If you want to visit and mingle.
Anywho, good to hear from you again!

[Thrashalla]

Good to see you Randy! Thanks for coming back and, RVR, thanks for keeping the heart beating. For what it's worth, I've updated the forum with all of the missing child boards. Everything is now up to date.

[RVR II]

Thanks Thrash!
Still zapping spammers trying to contaminate the board, but hoping for a resurgence of forum activity in the future.

[RandyMistie]

Thanks, my Riff-brothers n' sisters! I love you and think of you all often! I don't "social media" at all, for decades, now, but I thought I'd comment on Mike's image there that did seem to capture his sinister side, (which he does have, you can catch it on some of his glances at the camera in host segs.)  and flip off a quick joke. Although, in retrospect I felt it might be construed as mean spirited, which couldn't be further from my intention. I apologize PROFUSELY,  if I offended him in any way, of course!

We're all getting older and vanity is behind us, now, but that can hit men even harder than women, sometimes...

Anyways, I will check in on that forum you guys mentioned. Love all my Riff-peeps!!! See ya soon!

RANDY!

PS: I was afraid youse guyses would be afraid I was drinking again when you read that post! Lol!! Love ya's!

[RVR II]

Oh it's all good.
We're looking 'Wiser' I would say
Keep in touch!