What is the apex of things that we learned?

[Pastor of Muppets]

I learned that if a shot goes on long enough, you can laugh yourself to tears merely anticipating a riff.
I learned that an unbroken 65 second shot of a sunset is a great way to pad out your movie.
I learned that if you don't have the skill to make an entire movie, just start a new movie every five minutes for an hour.
I learned what happened to Pinnochio a couple decades after he became a real boy.
I learned that they made this movie in 2021.  Has Rifftrax ever released a VOD this recent?
I learned that famous supermodels do photo shoots on beaches with one cheap camera, one creepy old photographer, and no other equipment.
I learned that sharks attack in ankle deep water.

[Pak-Man]

I learned that- when deciding to send someone into the ocean as human bait, it's probably a good idea to have some sort of trap in mind.

[Pastor of Muppets]

I learned that- when deciding to send someone into the ocean as human bait, it's probably a good idea to have some sort of trap in mind.

They must have been inspired by San Franpsycho.