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What did we learn?

Started by Pastor of Muppets, March 14, 2023, 09:36:35 AM

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Pastor of Muppets

I learned that cyclones apparently spring up out of nowhere, much like earthquakes.  An airplane and a tour boat just went out into the middle of the ocean and just kind of got surprised by a cyclone?

I learned that you can just pull fish straight out of the ocean and eat them raw without getting sick.

I learned not to give dogs incredibly stupid names like "Christmas".

I learned that sharks just kill people for fun.

I learned that if your movie is too short, you can just pad it out with a long scene of people passing a baby back and forth.

I learned that tour boats go out to sea without any kind of radio or flares or emergency supplies of any kind.
I'm not particularly religious, and I don't really like Muppets, but I do love word play.

fodder650

Oh and you need three fish to feed a small boat. Not four or two it has to be three.
Fodder's just this guy, you know.