What did you learn?

[dbsommer]

What the worst thing they've ever reviewed is. Not kidding. Everything before this, including what you think was the worst thing they ever riffed was, pales in comparison to this.

That was it. There is nothing else to learn.

[Pak-Man]

I agree, but I said the exact same thing about Winterbeast not that long ago, so here's hoping.

This one almost broke me, though, and I'm a tough nut to crack.

[dbsommer]

I agree, but I said the exact same thing about Winterbeast not that long ago, so here's hoping.

Winterbeast and Dangerous Men had a certain insane style to their incomprehensible nature that made them both great riffs and bizarre enough to hold your attention. This was like some guys that had enough pot to stay high for 3 or 4 days came up with the idea of shooting this in their home, then wanted to meet Amber Lynn and scraped up enough money to grab her for an afternoon. Even the Polonia Brothers had a better grasp of storytelling on the same budget.

I'm actually going to clean my palate with my other purchase: Fugitive Rage. And you know when you turn to (Ross) Hagansploitation movies to make yourself feel less tainted, that's saying something.

[Pastor of Muppets]

This movie goes past "so bad it's good" and takes a drive through "so bad it's terrible" before eventually getting to "so bad that it makes you ponder the deep philosophical question of exactly what is a 'movie'"

It's like, I could set up a GoPro and just walk around filming 2 hours of my life.  I'd have 2 hours of video footage.   But it's not a MOVIE.  But at least it would make more sense than Things.  It would also have better production values.  It's almost like they went out of their way to make it look and sound terrible.