What did we learn?

[Pastor of Muppets]

I learned that voodoo priests are very proud to own a condo.
I learned that the "good guy" will bring you back from the dead against your will and imprison your souls inside shrunken disembodied heads.
I learned that the "hero" of this film was a selfish little shit.  If you want to endanger your life by going up against the mob, then robbing them, go ahead.  But don't drag your terrified friends into it.
I learned that teenagers could apparently run an organized crime protection racket back in the 50s-90s.
I learned that teenagers are so bad at running their protection racket that they will lock their captives up in the same room with their precious stolen property.
I learned that you can make villains in a crime movie that are somehow even stupider looking than the ones in Reefer Madness.
I learned that 15 year old girls find it sensual when shriveled disembodied heads climb up their shirt.

[fodder650]

Okay I am 54 minutes into this but this movie is just so weird.

I learned that Grandpop sawing wood may not be the creepiest  thing in one of these movies compared to the 16 year old in here.
Apparently you can be a crime lord and look no older than the teenager that you are after
Shrunken head zombies are really good for cities. So why did we stop them from creating more?
Once again being the friends of a main character really sucks
Just remember that someone greenlit this and gave it a real budget. Which is why that I am glad that Rifftrax gave it to us. Why would we have seen this otherwise?
I almost want to create a flowchart to follow the plot but then I would have to acknowledge this movies existence.