What fungicidal things have we learned?

[Pastor of Muppets]

I learned that if your movie's comic relief is a special kind of terrible, the guys can riff on it.

I learned that vacationing strangers at a bed and breakfast do everything together, like a family.

I learned that on a military survivalist show where you vote the weakest connection off at a military file council, you will apparently be given cheap toy machetes instead of real ones.

I learned that if your movie cannot afford things like a caterpillar, show have a character claim there's one there.

I learned, after seeing the scene of the mushrooms feasting on the "camera man's corpse", the decision with the caterpillar was probably for the best.

I learned that mushrooms spit silly string.

I learned that mushrooms shatter.

I learned that balsamic vinegar is explosive.

I learned that spontaneous combustion is a medical condition that you can take medication for.  When the wrestler said that in the beginning of the movie, I thought he was just being a smartass.

[fodder650]

I learned that I couldn't hear the accents again. Just like Suburban Sasquatch. Which means there weren't any.
I learned that we used to think Plan 9 was the worst. We thought Manos was the worst. Next up was Rollergator. Now we have a new winner. Let's see what comes next.
I learned my new favorite line is "He is so from Philly that his blood type is Wawa".
I learned that spontaneous combustion looks like a middle finger.
I learned the SPORE GUN! would have been more interesting if it shot these mushrooms. Now meet me on the mushroom range.
I learned that Kennett Square Pennsylvania is one of the most dangerous place in the world.
edit - I learned that Troubled Moon still has a site - https://troubledmoonfilms.com/

[dbsommer]

I learned Birdemic is in fact a real movie. I used to think it wasn't, but it is and this is not.
I learned the Polonia Brothers had a better grasp of movies than these guys.
I learned Suburban Sasquatch was not the worst movies these guys did.
I learned live action Zeiram was a million times light years better mushroom looking foe than any mushroom things in this. And that movie was made nearly twenty years earlier.
I learned what Kingdom of the Spiders would have looked like if it was mushrooms instead of spiders, and sucked much harder than it actually did.