Most Painful Rifftrax Movie To Watch Poll

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

oddly enough i occasionally do, but i find it impossible to watch them without a chick around. 

[Smoky]

I chose Battlefield Earth. It was just numbingly awful, it was so bad that there was little to laugh at, and all that Smurf lighting was a downer. I found it grueling to get through.

[mysterycycle]

Dang, where's the love* for Troll 2?

* By "love," I mean "blinding, seething hatred."

Right here.  I've watched a whole lot of MST3K flicks, some of them without the protective filter of Joel or Mike and the 'Bots, and a double-handful of the flicks listed here, but "Troll 2" was the movie that broke me.  In fact, it kicked me in the crotch and then spit on me while I rolled around on the ground clutching myself shamefully.  "Troll 2" was the movie that showed me my limits.

I may be able to someday work up the courage to watch it again, this time in the comforting company of a RiffTrax, but I don't know... It remains the only movie I've ever seen that literally made me physically nauseous.

[Nunyerbiz]

I dunno... when I watch a movie like Troll 2... with zero production value, actors culled from looking up restraining orders placed by community college theater teachers and the obligatory nonsensicle plot... I have a hard time truly "hating" them. I have more respect for Troll 2 than I do for Episode One or Wicker Man.

[mrbasehart]

I have more respect for Troll 2 than I do for Episode One or Wicker Man.

I don't have much respect for Troll 2, but my hatred of it is tempered by pity.   

[MSTJedi]

Had to go with Crossroads. Sure, the riffs are great, but when you get down to it, it's still a chick movie. Not just a chick movie but a teen chick movie. And not just a teen chick movie but a Britney Spears teen chick movie. The horror . . . the horror . . . 

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

wickerman trumps all. 

[Ortega]

yeah...i thought aeon flux was bad, but wicker man is almost manos level territory

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

So far we have the top 3 as

Wickerman
Battlefield Earth
Crossroads

Sounds good to me 

[MSTJedi]

So far we have the top 3 as

Wickerman
Battlefield Earth
Crossroads

Sounds good to me 

Haven't seen Wicker Man yet. Not sure I want to after seeing the sample and seeing the results of this poll. Definitely agree with the other two in lead.

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

You have to see Wickerman. It's a rite of passage.

[gbeenie]

And, by "rite," we mean "oh-so-wrong."

[Pak-Man]

Glitter's awfully high on the charts for such a late entry. :^)

[Natureboy]

I see a lot of people voted for Battlefield Earth, but with the riffs, I loved it.....the guys were flat out funny.

Wicker Man was painful, but I must go against the grain and say Firewall......boring as hell and not enough material for M&K to work with.

[mrbasehart]

You should be able to change your vote on this poll in case something truly dreadful appears later.