Tom Hanks Tests Positive for Coronavirus

[RVR II]

From Tom Hanks FB page..

Hello, folks. Rita and I are down here in Australia. We felt a bit tired, like we had colds, and some body aches. Rita had some chills that came and went. Slight fevers too. To play things right, as is needed in the world right now, we were tested for the Coronavirus, and were found to be positive.

Well, now. What to do next? The Medical Officials have protocols that must be followed. We Hanks' will be tested, observed, and isolated for as long as public health and safety requires. Not much more to it than a one-day-at-a-time approach, no?

We'll keep the world posted and updated.

Take care of yourselves!

Hanx!

[Edward J Grug III]

Yeah, we're relatively contained here so far, and fucken Tom Hanks brings it in? Come on!

[ScottotD]

You've Got Mail Coronavirus

[MartyS (Gromit)]

The joke going around is how is it that Hanks is isolated on an island with Wilson again? 

[Cyrusso]

In other news, Bruce Campbell is in hibernation. He is expected to wake up sometime after the fall of civilization and the inevitable apocalypse, resulting in him screaming "I SLEPT TOO LONG!!!!!"