Newy McNewenstein

[shakasulu]

Hello.

Just finally registering. Been a longish time lurker and love the site.    Hopefully I can do some fan art later. I wanted to enter the contest, but life got in the way.

[BBQ Platypus]

Official BBQ Platypus "Welcome to Insert Forum Name Here" Cookie-Cutter Form Letter:

Greetings, New Poster(s)!  As of now, my feelings toward you are completely neutral! May they remain neutral or better for many a month, before you say something that annoys me slightly until about a week later when I forget about it! Then, may they remain neutral again!

[RobtheBarbarian]

Greetings walhoz! Grab a beef bone and pull up a bear skin!

[Minnesota]

Welcome!

[Oceaniclost]

Hello Sakasulu,

Good that you finally joined us!!
sit back and pull up a pin cushion, and sip away at your cup of broken glass.

or whatever

seriously though. glad you're here!

[Thom_Serveaux]

Greetings and Salutations New-Member Type Personage, feel free to walk quietly among other members of these forums, but know their power for they are your rivals. Quietly crush them as you work diligently through the night.  Pay attention to the Platypus behind the curtain, for he is your ally.  Drink deeply and lustfully from the foamy draught of Evil that is Tarantulas... Here take these items and use them to aid you in your toils... *Gives shakasulu a Smoking Jacket (with several packets of designer smoke), a Mexican Jumping Bean-Bag Chair , and a tin of freshly made Artificial Demon Dog Cookies, made with Genuine Artificial Demon Dogs* ...and Uh, do it to the other guy before he does it to you, and be bad to the bone.  Won't you?  Thank you...