What have we Dragon-rider-watchers learned?

[anais.jude]

I learned that if a creature is so not orclike it shouldn't even be reffered to as "not orc", that begby is the poor man's snape, and kevin murphy likes his woman sweaty and in leather.

[Pak-Man]

I learned DISEMBAUDIO can sing better than celine dion 

OK. NOW we have a darn good reason to root for that Titanic Rifftrax. :^)

[BBQ Platypus]

I learned...absolutely nothing that I couldn't have learned from any of the countless other, better movies that this movie stole from.

[Hebs]

That every time I see a giant blue melon... I will expect a dragon baby to hatch and form a magical but creepy blood-bond with me.

And burn my hand.

[Gibborino]

YES! Awesome picture. Screw Rachael Ray, the fat little piggy.

Leave Robert Denby alone!

[Gibborino]

I learned that if you put face paint on a bunch of fat, bald guys, you can make yourselves some "budget Orcs".

[kodiakthejuggler]

I've learned that dragons should NEVER sound like pretty English actresses.

I've learned that you hire John Malkovich when you want someone to play the part of John Malkovich.

I've learned that Christopher Paolini is an EXCEPTIONAL author.   

[MST3Kgirl]

practicing evil over a short period of time will cause your teeth to go black and your mouth to look like you've eaten ding dongs & heroin.