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worst sequel ever

Started by msmpls, April 30, 2007, 12:30:55 PM

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eclipt1c

Quote from: Fuzzy Necromancer on May 01, 2007, 03:54:25 PM
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Ahh that movie is amazing though in its own right.  But that discussion is for a different thread.

Perhaps not necessarily bad as a sequel (I'll never know because I'll never see it): Kickin' It Old Skool, Sequel to Malibu's Most Wanted

Seriously, I understand producers making these movies for money, but do these movies even make money?
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Mr. 420

Quote from: Sharktopus on May 05, 2007, 09:55:56 PM
Quote from: Mr. 420 on May 05, 2007, 06:56:49 PM
I'd have to say all the Pink Panther sequals after Peter Sellers died

Ah, but which is worse - Roberto Benigni's Son Of Pink Panther, or Steve Martin's Pink Panther?

I want give Steve Martin's Pink Panther the advantage over the son of the pink pather just for the "Du Burger" scene, but Beyonce's "acting" in this movie is about as inviting as a shotgun blast to the face, and I would rather repeatedly drive an ice-pick into my brain instead of witnessing the "chemistry" between Kevin Kline and Martin, also where the hell was the man-servant Kato, was Jean Reno supposed to fill that role? You can't go wrong with a Clouseau vs Kato fight scene...."KATOOO?"
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Smoky

An American Tail: Fievel Goes West - ruined every charming thing about the original, and what was with the hat turning inside out?!
The Never Ending Story seqeuls - different boy, stupid looking characters and the stories got more and more moronic trying to be "hip"
Jurassic Park 3 - part 2 wasn't much fun either, but this one is just a disgrace to the original in every way.
Big Top Pee-Wee - all time most evil movie. Takes a crap on all the magic of the masterpiece original.  Pee-Wee gets laid?!
Scream 3 - corny, totally stupid and lifeless
Alien 3 - depressing, dull and pointless
I'll wager to say any direct-to-video Disney sequel, though I admit I haven't actually watched many of them
Batman and Robin, of course

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Quicksilver

Quote from: Smoky on May 07, 2007, 07:22:47 PM
An American Tail: Fievel Goes West - ruined every charming thing about the original, and what was with the hat turning inside out?!
The Never Ending Story sequels - different boy, stupid looking characters and the stories got more and more moronic trying to be "hip"
Jurassic Park 3 - part 2 wasn't much fun either, but this one is just a disgrace to the original in every way.
Big Top Pee-Wee - all time most evil movie. Takes a crap on all the magic of the masterpiece original.  Pee-Wee gets laid?!
Scream 3 - corny, totally stupid and lifeless
Alien 3 - depressing, dull and pointless
I'll wager to say any direct-to-video Disney sequel, though I admit I haven't actually watched many of them
Batman and Robin, of course



I agree with all of those wholeheartedly . Never saw any of the scream movies, just decided not to even try one. The jurassic park sequels are so bad they dont even require a firrtrax to be lol funny. Neverending story 2, is sacrilege
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Rose: I'm sorry?
The Ood: Apologies. I said: I hope you enjoy your meal.

msmpls

Ripley's Game
The Omen sequels (aside from part 3)
there, there my dear. Few corpses are worth tears.

Sideswipe

Speed 2
Terminator 3
Jaws: The Revenge
Star Trek V
The Next Karate Kid
Teen Wolf Too

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.

JonnyFrag

Sequel that is far beyond terrible , even when compared to the original movie:   Starship Troopers 2I couldnt even watch this thing for more than 10 minutes.
Coming from me, that is saying something. I watched all the Killer Tomato movies all the way through (the first 2 are fantastic!)
One of my favorite movies ever is Psychos in Love.


Yup, couldnt watch this one.


Might be  Worst. Movie. Ever.

Grapes? I hate grapes, I can't stand grapes. I loathe grapes. All kinds of grapes. I hate green grapes and I hate purple grapes. I hate grapes with seeds, I hate grapes without seeds. I hate them peeled and nonpeeled. I hate them in bunches, one at a time and in small groups of twos and threes.

Quicksilver

Quote from: JonnyFrag on May 08, 2007, 11:36:06 AM
Sequel that is far beyond terrible , even when compared to the original movie:   Starship Troopers 2I couldnt even watch this thing for more than 10 minutes.
Yup, couldnt watch this one.

Might be  Worst. Movie. Ever.



did not even know that movie existed.....I can imagine its horribleness
The Ood: The Beast and his armies will rise from the pit to make war against God.
Rose: I'm sorry?
The Ood: Apologies. I said: I hope you enjoy your meal.

JonnyFrag

Direct to DVD, with Richard Whatshisname from Survivor. In the Mobile Infantry.

Wow.
Grapes? I hate grapes, I can't stand grapes. I loathe grapes. All kinds of grapes. I hate green grapes and I hate purple grapes. I hate grapes with seeds, I hate grapes without seeds. I hate them peeled and nonpeeled. I hate them in bunches, one at a time and in small groups of twos and threes.

RobtheBarbarian

Quote from: JonnyFrag on May 08, 2007, 11:36:06 AM
Sequel that is far beyond terrible , even when compared to the original movie:   Starship Troopers 2I couldnt even watch this thing for more than 10 minutes.

Oh, that movie. I have a friend who raves about the awsomeness of that movie. That, combined with his admitted love of Jar-Jar and desire to see Pathfinder simply because of the killing scenes makes me wonder if I should hit him the next time I see him.

Sideswipe

He's definately not part of your barbarian horde then

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.

gbeenie

Quote from: RobtheBarbarian on May 09, 2007, 03:38:16 AM
Quote from: JonnyFrag on May 08, 2007, 11:36:06 AM
Sequel that is far beyond terrible , even when compared to the original movie:   Starship Troopers 2I couldnt even watch this thing for more than 10 minutes.

Oh, that movie. I have a friend who raves about the awsomeness of that movie. That, combined with his admitted love of Jar-Jar and desire to see Pathfinder simply because of the killing scenes makes me wonder if I should hit him the next time I see him.

I think it's time to consult Magic 8-Ball.


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