TWENTY QUESTIONS - 5/3/07

[gammer]

Hmmm either 9th or 11th -- my calendar says 11th

Anyway! I strongly encourage anyone that watches the movie with the riff to stay through the credits... holy crap -- good times.....

Good stuff. I just watched 811 - Parts: Clonus Horror, and was enjoying the riffing on the end credits. I was hoping they'd riff on some end credits soon. 

[Bob]

Is there any difference in the regular and 2 disk version of the dvd release.  If so which version was used. 

According to Amazon.com, the only difference is that Disc two is a special features disc.  Both the 2 disc set and the widescreen list the run time at 103 minutes.   So there should be no difference.

[David]

Credits-riffing was done for Road House too. I was wanting more of that, as they did it often on MST3K.

[Bob]

This movie is too embarrassing for me to rent. I think I'll pass.

Perhaps you can don a fake beard and/or mustache......... or better yet, a fake Van Dyke.

[Petey Wheatstraw]

This movie is too embarrassing for me to rent. I think I'll pass.

Really?  A lot of people rent that one.  I think it'd just be a drop in the bucket.  It's nowhere near Crossroads.

Oh, it's just as embarrassing as Crossroads for me. More. At least with Crossroads, you can lie and say that you have a girlfriend who wants to see it (I don't think I can get hammered enough in order to rent Crossroads with a straight face, though). With Eragon, I might as well show up wearing a T-shirt reading "THIS PERSON HAS NEVER HAD SEX AND NEVER WILL" in large red letters.

[J-Proof]

No no no! You can say you're getting it for your nephew =)

[Sharktopus]

This movie is too embarrassing for me to rent. I think I'll pass.

Really?  A lot of people rent that one.  I think it'd just be a drop in the bucket.  It's nowhere near Crossroads.

Oh, it's just as embarrassing as Crossroads for me. More. At least with Crossroads, you can lie and say that you have a girlfriend who wants to see it (I don't think I can get hammered enough in order to rent Crossroads with a straight face, though). With Eragon, I might as well show up wearing a T-shirt reading "THIS PERSON HAS NEVER HAD SEX AND NEVER WILL" in large red letters.

Well, you've already got the shirt, so why not? 

[gammer]

This movie is too embarrassing for me to rent. I think I'll pass.

Perhaps you can don a fake beard and/or mustache......... or better yet, a fake Van Dyke.

Or perhaps he should wear fake dragon wings and a tail...and tape some fake fire (made out of carboard) to his mouth. Then rent it. They'd be so intrigued with the costume, they'd forget all about the movie your renting...

[Petey Wheatstraw]

This movie is too embarrassing for me to rent. I think I'll pass.

Really?  A lot of people rent that one.  I think it'd just be a drop in the bucket.  It's nowhere near Crossroads.

Oh, it's just as embarrassing as Crossroads for me. More. At least with Crossroads, you can lie and say that you have a girlfriend who wants to see it (I don't think I can get hammered enough in order to rent Crossroads with a straight face, though). With Eragon, I might as well show up wearing a T-shirt reading "THIS PERSON HAS NEVER HAD SEX AND NEVER WILL" in large red letters.

Well, you've already got the shirt, so why not? 

I always thought that was a weird Christmas gift for a nine-year-old. 'Course, I also got a "THIS PERSON WILL GROW UP TO BE A CRACKHEAD" coffee mug as well...

[Conor]

Eragon Sample:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXKmkH6QGfM

[Dim of the Yard]

Or perhaps he should wear fake dragon wings and a tail...and tape some fake fire (made out of carboard) to his mouth. Then rent it. They'd be so intrigued with the costume, they'd forget all about the movie your renting...

Or maybe he'd just be the guy who likes Eragon so much, he'll rent the movie while in costume.

I'll be more than happy to lend Isaac one of my cousins to assist him in renting Eragon.  I've got maybe fifteen of them under the age of 10 who I think would adore Eragon if they haven't already seen it.  Little kids like everything they watch!

[Sharktopus]

This movie is too embarrassing for me to rent. I think I'll pass.

Really?  A lot of people rent that one.  I think it'd just be a drop in the bucket.  It's nowhere near Crossroads.

Oh, it's just as embarrassing as Crossroads for me. More. At least with Crossroads, you can lie and say that you have a girlfriend who wants to see it (I don't think I can get hammered enough in order to rent Crossroads with a straight face, though). With Eragon, I might as well show up wearing a T-shirt reading "THIS PERSON HAS NEVER HAD SEX AND NEVER WILL" in large red letters.

Well, you've already got the shirt, so why not? 

I always thought that was a weird Christmas gift for a nine-year-old. 'Course, I also got a "THIS PERSON WILL GROW UP TO BE A CRACKHEAD" coffee mug as well...

Nobody knows you as well as your family, I guess.

[J-Proof]

The Eragon Product Page is up!

Along with a humorous Mike-in-a-kilt tempalted bobble head.... Do check it out!

[Tarantulas]

It's going to be awesome.  Eragon is terrible.

The local theater still has all these merch they are trying to give away from this turd.

[Cloake]

This movie is too embarrassing for me to rent. I think I'll pass.

Really?  A lot of people rent that one.  I think it'd just be a drop in the bucket.  It's nowhere near Crossroads.

Oh, it's just as embarrassing as Crossroads for me. More. At least with Crossroads, you can lie and say that you have a girlfriend who wants to see it (I don't think I can get hammered enough in order to rent Crossroads with a straight face, though). With Eragon, I might as well show up wearing a T-shirt reading "THIS PERSON HAS NEVER HAD SEX AND NEVER WILL" in large red letters.

Or you could always take the movie up to the counter, hand the cashier your money, and leave without conversing with them about your rental choice.  Intriguing!