Rank Cindy, uh, I mean Zindy!

[losingmydignity]

Well, I thought this one was worth a poll. It's my favorite riff of the year so far. The movie was truly weird, one of the weirdest children's movies I've ever seen. I hope no one spotted me watching this through a slit in the curtains--as they riff indeed probable cause for calling the FBI. A cheerful one for the kiddies to be shown on a double bill with Black Beauty Breaks a Leg or Santa Claus in Hell. Oh wait, the latter was made and it was directed by the Grandpa in this film (I didn't hear a riff about him being the director of Santa Claus--did I miss?). Talk about nepotism. Now we know the Cardona's are not only weird and creepy--they are misogynist (the kooky near evisceration) and animal-hating weird and creepy (sharks in Bermuda Triangle, alligators in this). I wonder if little junior Cardona was damaged from making this film. I'm sure he and Asia Argento could have some interesting conversations.

Anyway, absolutely hilarious. The film gave in the way Coleman Francis's gave. A 10.

Please, folks, don't sleep naked with chimps.

And that ending....

[beavis2323]

i rate it a 10 just for the ending

[Pommpie]

What the Sam Hill did I just watch? I mean, how do you deliver an anticlimax in a movie where nothing actually happened?

A 10, obviously.

[Miku Fan]

Watching Rifftrax that show animal cruelty or injury really bothers me. Buffalo Rider and Hormel made me ill. But, it didn't bother me when the animal in this movie was  hurt:  Zindy got what was coming to him.      Please don't judge too harshly. I can't help it.  When I saw the "I'll get it!" tragic moments figurine, I fell on the floor laughing.

[Lembach]

10. The ending. Sorry to be unoriginal. I just thought it was incredibly entertaining to see an annoying child actor slain by a cougar.

Obviously, I'm not a parent. 

[Bob]

I finally saw this one today......how on EARTH could a movie like that get made?

So, this annoying kid gets killed at the end, his grandfather dies and his parents are murdered.  Wow, what a happy film to take kids to and watch them enjoy.

At least the chimp lives.

[Lembach]

At least the chimp lives.

Obviously, you didn't see the Director's Cut Edition.

[losingmydignity]

At least the chimp lives.

Obviously, you didn't see the Director's Cut Edition.

I understand the little girl gets eviscerated too. That's--Zindy!