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Started by solidgear, April 24, 2007, 09:36:45 AM

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solidgear

Hello all, this is the Willis-a-fied Solidgear here just droping in to say hello and whatnot. As per the noobie act of 2000 put into effect by Big McLargeHuge, I am willing to be labeled as such until further notice.
"I am become Mike Nelson...the Destoryer of Worlds"

Thom_Serveaux


Greetings and Salutations New-Member Type Personage, feel free to walk quietly among other members of these forums, but know their power for they are your rivals. Quietly crush them as you work diligently through the night.  Pay attention to the Platypus behind the curtain, for he is your ally.  Drink deeply and lustfully from the foamy draught of Evil that is Tarantulas... Here take these items and use them to aid you in your toils... *Gives solidgear a Smoking Jacket (with several packets of designer smoke), a Mexican Jumping Bean-Bag Chair , and a tin of freshly made Artificial Demon Dog Cookies, made with Genuine Artificial Demon Dogs* ...and Uh, do it to the other guy before he does it to you, and be bad to the bone.  Won't you?  Thank you...

solidgear

Does said Platypus supply the Hot Merging Action around here? ???
"I am become Mike Nelson...the Destoryer of Worlds"

msmpls

welcome welcome. See page 2 of the ants thread in gd for my recipe for nummy chocolate covered ants!
there, there my dear. Few corpses are worth tears.

Minnesota


mrbasehart


solidgear

"I am become Mike Nelson...the Destoryer of Worlds"

BBQ Platypus

Official BBQ Platypus "Welcome to Insert Forum Name Here" Cookie-Cutter Form Letter:

Greetings, New Poster(s)!  As of now, my feelings toward you are completely neutral! May they remain neutral or better for many a month, before you say something that annoys me slightly until about a week later when I forget about it! Then, may they remain neutral again!
Correction: the coat hanger should be upside down.

Thom_Serveaux

As you can plainly see, Platypus is responsible for all the cookie-cutter welcome postings, as well as our resident guru of organized randomness movement around here...