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Started by Trekker4747, January 23, 2016, 01:35:47 AM

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Trekker4747

Quote from: Raccoon Cohabitator on January 26, 2016, 07:36:24 AM
Quote from: Trekker4747 on January 25, 2016, 05:07:13 PM

And what Holiday was it?  Wimpy Ski Resort Manager guy says it was a holiday that made their day particularly more busy.


Bruce Campbell's birthday!

Ah, of course!

;)


TriffRax

I learned that this still wasn't as bad a movie as Congo.

ScottotD

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I already knew Bruce Campbell makes everything better

Sean Austin's one action role was Toy Soldiers and this is no Toy Soldiers.  That FBI agent is a total silver fox but Smile Train line was cold was hell
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"A thing I like that there was no chance would ever continue until recently is now continuing but it doesn't meet my exact personal specifications so fuck this"

- how I read any complaint about MST3k (or Star Wars or Ghostbusters)

Johnny Unusual


Pastor of Muppets

I learned that there is a surprising amount of specialization in the janitorial field.

I learned that banks can get really filthy.

I'm not particularly religious, and I don't really like Muppets, but I do love word play.

dbsommer

Oh my, where to begin.

I learned it's possible for Bruce Campbell to sleepwalk through a role.

I learned there might be two Sean Astins that look exactly alike, but only one can act, and this one wasn't him.

I learned Stacy Keach, like Jack Palance, can make anything mundane sound interesting. (Then again I remember his voice acting in Mask Of the Phantasm, so I did sort of know this before hand)

I learned hordes of FBI agents will be sure to group so close together every one of them can be taken out by a couple of missiles.

I learned all you need to take out a group of nuke wielding terrorists are a snow boarder, a high strung whiny manager, an incompetent weirdo, and Stacy Keach.

I learned Bruce Campbell will kill a henchmen who can survive a plane crash, turn on a homing signal, tell you the location when he reports back to you in good faith, you kill him. However a group of henchmen so incompetent that a snowboarder can steal the only item vital to the plan, right in front of them, in broad daylight, can be forgiven.

I learned that When killing the hero's girlfriend, don't shoot her in the head; put her in a gondola with an explosive with a timer on it. Because that's more... I got no idea. It's not like she was being used as bait or anything.

I learned that Canadian hired muscle hasn't improved since The Final Sacrifice. And I'm disappointed the guys didn't mention it.