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What was the stupidest thing in the movie?

Started by Johnny_Short_Torso, April 17, 2007, 06:41:15 PM

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Johnny_Short_Torso

I know this is a lot of choices, but considering this is Attack of the clones I am being generous. BTW you can vote for more than once choice....

mrbasehart

Dude, an all of the above vote would've swept the board.   ;D

JoshWay


AmandaGal

I have to vote for Jar-Jar.  You go from an annoying, moronic bastard to a supposedly regal Senator who's now so intelligent, you are convincing an entire senate of the best and most intelligent folks in the galaxy to do what you want them to.  Please. Jar-Jar should be cleaning the Senate toilets.
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6079SmithW

Anakin becomes the man with the golden arm? I don't recall him shooting up at any point, and if he had, it would probably have improved things.

Also, I'd like to write in "Hiring Hayden Christiansen"

sarcasm_made_Easy

uh you forgot the yoda fight which i would have voted for about 30 times if possible

Nunyerbiz

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I don't like the sand.
This is where the fish lives.

Tehpogo

Jango sounding like Steve Irwin was one thing, having the same actor re-do Boba's voice for the Empire Strikes Back DVD stands as the biggest sin Attack of the Clones commits.

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Hobbit

Actually, I figured out why nobody tries to assassinate Jar-Jar after he takes Amidala's place.  Palpatine was behind the whole thing.  He knew Amidala would never support granting him 'emergency' powers, but Jar-Jar is a twit, so he got rid of Amidala and used Jar-Jar's, uh, piggyback influence, I guess, to propose this thing to the senate.

Concerning Jar-Jar, I don't think I would have hated him so much had he always acted like he did in Episode II, especially if they'd lowered his voice and altered the accent a bit.

Nunyerbiz

I agree.  I'm willing to forgive lame comic relief and the occasional / predictable pratfalling... but that voice... ugh. When you stand out in the prequels as having the most annoying alien voice, you really accomplished a dubious feat.

DoctorZ

The Death Sticks bit was just stupid and out of place.  It did nothing to advance the plot and destroyed what little tension there was in the chase scenes.
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Tehpogo

Fun fact - The name of the Deathsticks guy is Elan.

Elan Sleazebaggano.

That is all.

Nunyerbiz

Quote from: Tehpogo on April 18, 2007, 11:34:20 AM
Elan Sleazebaggano.

The name Emerson Greedo now enjoys a certain understated dignity thanks to Elan Sleazebaggano.

NOTE: While it may or may not be Greedo's real first name, I always thought it he looked like an Emerson.

Johnny_Short_Torso

Dear friends, I have added all your wonderful ideas to the poll.  :)