I am new here

[Fingers]

Greetings to you all, whoever you are. I am called.... oh JUST READ MY USERNAME!

I've been a loyal customer of Rifftrax for a while now, but I've never actually properly introduced myself to you all before. I... am a drummer 

I'm also a newbie, so you can either be kind to me (which I hope you will be) or you can just... I dunno... not be kind to me. It's your choice!

[BathTub]

Welcome to the forums! We are (mostly) pretty easy going on the new folk!

[RobtheBarbarian]

The regulars will be around soon to haze you, so I'll take the opportunity to welcome you to the interweb. 

[Minnesota]

welcome glad to have you on the board

[torgosPizza]

I choose to... NOT be kind!

DOWN WITH FINGERS! *chop*

Just kidding. Welcome to the asyl-- er, Round table!

[mrbasehart]

Welcome! 

[Pak-Man]

I'm gonna go with Kindness. Welcome the roun- Er Asylum. :^)

[Thom_Serveaux]

Greetings and Salutations New-Member Type Personage, feel free to walk quietly among other members of these forums, but know their power for they are your rivals. Quietly crush them as you work diligently through the night.  Pay attention to the Platypus behind the curtain, for he is your ally.  Drink deeply and lustfully from the foamy draught of Evil that is Tarantulas... Here take these items and use them to aid you in your toils... *Gives Fingers a Smoking Jacket (with several packets of designer smoke), a Mexican Bean-Bag Chair , and a tin of freshly made Artificial Demon Dog Cookies, made with Genuine Artificial Demon Dogs* ...and Uh, do it to the other guy before he does it to you, and be bad to the bone.  Won't you?  Thank you...

[BBQ Platypus]

Official BBQ Platypus "Welcome to Insert Forum Name Here" Cookie-Cutter Form Letter:

Greetings, New Poster(s)!  As of now, my feelings toward you are completely neutral! May they remain neutral or better for many a month, before you say something that annoys me slightly until about a week later when I forget about it! Then, may they remain neutral again!

[Thom_Serveaux]

Still waiting, half expecting someone to post a  " ____ gives Fingers the finger...' reference,,,,