Last one to post in this thread wins!

[Pak-Man]

Victory is MINE!... Right now..

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

clearly my victory is better because i climbed mt capitan

ps im about to climb right past the summit

[Dim of the Yard]

Oh, yeah?  Well, I'm about to head out on an expedition up both peaks of Mt. Kilimanjaro!  So, there!

[AmazingThor]

Oh yeah??? I climbed out of bed this morning!

[solidgear]

I'm climbing Shatner's Ego

[Hazzah]

I'm climbing Shatner's Ego

Impossible! Not even Shatner can do that!

[solidgear]

I'm climbing, didn't say I'd make it 

[Hazzah]

It's a going to be a looooooong trip...bring snacks

[BBQ Platypus]

Oh, and while you're there, tell that asshole Nietzsche to get the fuck down from there.  Oh, wait.  He went bat-shit crazy and died?  Ha!  Stupid Nietzsche.

[solidgear]

Will do, and just in case, anyone know how to kill a Joyce?

[Hazzah]

I've always been called a Killjoy...but I have yet to kill a 'Joyce'

[BBQ Platypus]

Well, don't feel too bad about it.  Not too many people know how.  But I'm pretty sure it has something to do with winning this thread.

[AmazingThor]

Do you mean James Joyce or Dr. Joyce Brothers?

[solidgear]

Even I'm not sure, I need an all-encompassing anti-Joyce cannon

[Hazzah]

I just made the armpit/fart sound.