Hello hello hello...

[mrthejazz]

Introducing myself on here like all those other people did. I am from Nebraska. I heart MST3K, and riftrax looks like fun.  My favorite MST3K episode is Manos, Hands of Fate. Manos did for movies what E.T. did for Atari games.  I Have yet to try any rifttrax yet.

Official Preemptive Response to Official BBQ Platypus "Welcome to Insert Forum Here" Cookie Cutter Form Letter:

Thank-you for your very neutral response! I will try my best not to slightly annoy you, and hope for a relatively mediocre future!
If this form letter is part of an in-joke that I am completely unaware of, I offer you my preemptive apologies. If, however, it's not an in-joke, and something that you've only recently started doing, I apologize for unnecessarily apologizing in the previous sentence. May I never annoy, irritate, annoy, push the buttons of, anger, or annoy any person ever. If, however, I do, please list your credit card number in this forum and I will get back to you as soon as possible.

[BBQ Platypus]

Official BBQ Platypus "Welcome to Insert Forum Name Here" Cookie-Cutter Form Letter:

Greetings, New Poster(s)!  As of now, my feelings toward you are completely neutral! May they remain neutral or better for many a month, before you say something that annoys me slightly until about a week later when I forget about it! Then, may they remain neutral again!

Note that this greeting, like all form letters, makes absolutely no mention of anything the greet-ee may or may not have said, and is completely non-specific and non-germane to the greeted person in question, even if they were to, say, fire off a pre-emptive response.  Please do not take this personally, unless you are insulted by the impersonal corporate mindset, in which case, feel free to vent your righteous anger upon the nearest pillow.

[Minnesota]

Manos did for movies what E.T. did for Atari games.  I Have yet to try any rifttrax yet.

Excellent reference. 
Welcome to the forums.

[RandyMistie]

How can you resist such an enthusiastically friendly topic header!  Welcome!  Good to have you here with us, my friend, my friend!

[Thom_Serveaux]

Dammit! Platypus beat me to i, can't remember when that happened last...

Anyhue, to the task at hand...

Greetings and Welcome to the forums...  Here, please accept these items, as you may find them useful during your stay here...  *Gives  a pair of Lederhosen-hosen, a Porkerina, and a BGC-1.9 Drum Machine...*  Sorry we're temporarily out of the Demon Dog Cookies at the moment, so please accept his as well... *gives a gift certificate good for one tin of freshly made Artificial Demon Dog Cookies (made with Genuine Artificial Demon Dogs)*

Enjoy!

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

i personally like redundancy so im repeat my self and say i love the avatar man, oh and i like redundancy. 

[mrbasehart]

Welcome, Mr Jazz!

[mrthejazz]

i personally like redundancy so im repeat my self and say i love the avatar man, oh and i like redundancy. 

Thank-you much. I also personally like redundancy personally. I also like repetitiveness, and re-clarifying what was originally said.
Also, thank you. And let me say it one more time, thank you, as redundancy can never be redundant, repetitive, or repetitious enough. And thanks.

[Thom_Serveaux]

i personally like redundancy so im repeat my self and say i love the avatar man, oh and i like redundancy. 

Thank-you much. I also personally like redundancy personally. I also like repetitiveness, and re-clarifying what was originally said.
Also, thank you. And let me say it one more time, thank you, as redundancy can never be redundant, repetitive, or repetitious enough. And thanks.

You can say that again....







oh wait,

[mrthejazz]

Thank-you much. I also personally like redundancy personally. I also like repetitiveness, and re-clarifying what was originally said.
Also, thank you. And let me say it one more time, thank you, as redundancy can never be redundant, repetitive, or repetitious enough. And thanks.

[Thom_Serveaux]

*singing* "This is the thread that never ends..."