POLL - Grindhouse: Best Fake Trailer

[Sinflux]

Will Arnett was the narrator for the "Don't" trailer. 

I voted for "Don't" as well.

he was? My boyfriend kept saying "...with club sauce" during that trailer, but he wasn't credited so I didn't believe him.

[dignan]

Will Arnett was the narrator for the "Don't" trailer. 

I voted for "Don't" as well.

he was? My boyfriend kept saying "...with club sauce" during that trailer, but he wasn't credited so I didn't believe him.

HA!  I love the "...with club sauce" quote.  And yes, at least, that's what I've heard, that it's him.

[Johnny_Short_Torso]

you know, I think that would be an EXCELLENT idea for a movie is just a movie made completely out of fake movie trailers!!! I mean when I saw the trailers for Grindhouse, I liked them but I knew in my heart that I would find the movies to be repulsive and downright ugly as unforgivable sin. I think the Trailers for the movie Grindhouse was the best aspect of that movie. Trailers get you psyched, excited, and best of all you don't have to write an ending and you can keep from giving the audience a climactic ending... I'd love to do something like that. Hobo with a shotgun looked pretty funny, and obviously not a trailer that would be shown Before movies, unless they've changed the standards for them.

[MrTorso]

Hobo with a shotgun looked pretty funny, and obviously not a trailer that would be shown Before movies, unless they've changed the standards for them.

Red Band Trailer!!

[Johnny_Short_Torso]

Okay so if the color behind the MPAA preview title card is RED that means it(The Trailer)contains R-rated content as opposed to a Green color behind the preview ratings of 99.9% movie trailers?

[MrTorso]

Okay so if the color behind the MPAA preview title card is RED that means it(The Trailer)contains R-rated content as opposed to a Green color behind the preview ratings of 99.9% movie trailers?

Yeah. It can only be shown to audiences in a r rated movie.  That being said I couldn't tell you the last time I saw a red band trailer in an actual theater.

[gbeenie]

Yeah, in the two years I've been working at my current theatre, I've not seen a single "red band" trailer cross my path. 

[JonnyFrag]

I voted Don't as well, but I really saw it as the most 'jokey' not going to be made one of the bunch. The other 3 I could see being made no problem. I know Machete is the one most likely to really get made (hope they keep the same cast as the trailer) but I have heard rumbling that Don't is being bandied around as actually being made as well. I hope so, but I will watch anything those guys make anyway.
As much as I dislike Eli Roth (and think he is a no talent , one trick pony) his trailer was pretty damn awesome. Perfect example of early 80s slasher flick, a sub-genre I am particularly fond of.

This is .... blood!



Moon rocks? OH WOW!

[Raven]

I voted for the Zombie one.  Been a fan of his for a long time and I think the only thing that he's dissappointed me with is his last album.