Lembatch: If you don't specifically

[Miku Fan]

FYI:  I'm eating clay 3 times a day this week. Why? Because if we don't get a release this week, I'm going to shit a brick.  See you on Friday. 

[RVR II]

FYI:  I'm eating clay 3 times a day this week. Why? Because if we don't get a release this week, I'm going to shit a brick.  See you on Friday. 

In the mean time, there's a riffed Harry Potter series you could be watching while eating said clay Just sayin

[Miku Fan]

This is payback for my Selfie gif comment, isn't it? 

[RVR II]

This is payback for my Selfie gif comment, isn't it? 

No, just your eating clay comment

[Miku Fan]

Hi, friends, haters and ignorers.
   There has been a horrific development on the completely random thoughts thread.     The Man of Pak was de-enloopened.  I assume this was an accident, as he has done a great job, so far!

   Anyhoo, Grug³ has mentioned that three new riffs are being announced today.  He revealed that one of the three is possibly the new Janet and Cole riff.
   I believe this to be accurate, as I have super-secret insider info that Mike and Connor are going to release a video announcing the other two riffs.

   In fact, here's the announcement:

     

[Edward J Grug III]

I didn't mention that three riffs were being announced today.

I did suggest that the Janet and Cole riff might be one of the three, but it also might not be...

[Miku Fan]

You do know this is a joke thread, yes?

[Edward J Grug III]

Sure, but usually you tell him things that are true.

[Miku Fan]

Oh, I see what you mean.  I assumed everyone would realize it was a joke post, the second they saw the dog humping the boy, and noticed it was a 4 year old youtube post.

I have no idea what is going to be released now, or any other time. I'm just a Rifftrax fan that posts a lot. I don't have any insider information whatsoever, and nothing I say should be taken seriously, especially when stated alongside a video of a dog humping some kid. 

[Miku Fan]

    Guys, i really gotta go (to the toilet).  Please hurry....

[Sideswipe]

So, yo dont have a smart phone or a tablet?

[RVR II]

   Guys, i really gotta go (to the toilet).  Please hurry....

Watch this for a while then

[Sideswipe]

That looks delicious, what is it?

[RVR II]

That looks delicious, what is it?

Creamy Greeny Goodness

[Miku Fan]

So, yo dont have a smart phone or a tablet?

No, I don't.  How would that have helped?