New VOD "Kiss of the Tarantula" Available Now!!!

[Thrashalla]

Kiss of the Tarantula

Feature film · 2015

Susan lives in a mortuary with her undertaker dad, a sleazy uncle, and pet tarantulas who do her bidding. Her bidding? Revenge murder, of course!

With Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett

See it on RiffTrax

Did you ever watch the movie Carrie and think, "hm, pretty good, but her creepy home life wasn't nearly creepy enough"? Then boy, have we got something for you!

Meet Susan. She's just like any other troubled teen, except her dad is an undertaker, their house is a mortuary full of corpses, she's got a sleazy uncle who's around a little too often, and a room full of pet tarantulas who do her bidding. And what's her bidding, exactly? Revenge murder against those who've wronged her, of course! And how exactly do the tarantulas kill her enemies, given that tarantulas are really not that dangerous to humans? Well, they... um... you'll just have to watch the movie and see if you can figure it out, because we really can't.

Some of the slowest murders in film history, a final sequence so drawn out that the first time we screened it we were in tears (the laughing kind of tears, mostly), and middle-aged teenagers galore! Time to pucker up for your Kiss of the Tarantula!

Kiss of the Tarantula

Feature film · 2015

Susan lives in a mortuary with her undertaker dad, a sleazy uncle, and pet tarantulas who do her bidding. Her bidding? Revenge murder, of course!

With Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett

See it on RiffTrax

[Miku Fan]

Tarantulas have 8 eyes.  How many lips do they have???