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New VOD "The Last Slumber Party" Now Available!

Started by Thrashalla, July 18, 2014, 03:46:48 PM

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Thrashalla

http://www.rifftrax.com/video/last-slumber-party



Slumber parties! What could be more terrifying?? Thrill as a rented movie is watched! Chill as a boy someone likes is called and hung up on!! Squirm as ice cream is devoured directly from the container!!!

OK, maybe slumber parties are not actually that terrifying. The one featured in The Last Slumber Party, despite the presence of a scalpel toting psychopath is no exception to this rule. This is because any hint of terror that might arise from the idea of high schoolers being murdered is completely negated by the VHS video quality, amateur sound, and baffling dialogue such as "Who'd you think it was, Shelley Hack?"

It's the last day of school, and one thing is on everyone's mind: whether or not they are talking to Shelley Hack. In order to solve this problem, they gather at a friend's house, where the oblivious parents fail to notice that the boys sneaking in and out of the house are in fact d-bags. All is good and stupid until an escaped lobotomy patient shows up and instantly becomes the most intelligent, well-mannered character in the movie.

The fashion is 80s, the soundtrack is hair metal, the poster on the wall is inexplicably of Sesame Street, and the Shelley Hack references are more abundant than every other RiffTrax we've ever done combined. Slip into your footie pajamas and join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for The Last Slumber Party!

http://www.rifftrax.com/video/last-slumber-party
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Sugar Ray Dodge

...so, was it the purpose of this movie to make me despise everybody in it? Because if it was, it totally worked. ...THE HOMOS!

RVR II


Trekker4747

Quote from: RVR II on July 18, 2014, 04:20:33 PM
With a title like this, there Must be ... BEWBS! :P

There IS a lot of boobs in this movie, sadly not the kind you are likely looking for.

I don't think a single person involved with this entire movie gave a single fuck.


Toyland Chairman

I think I saw this once, a long time ago. There's a double feature DVD of this with TERROR AT TENKILLER.
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RVR II

Quote from: Trekker4747 on July 18, 2014, 05:53:30 PM
Quote from: RVR II on July 18, 2014, 04:20:33 PM
With a title like this, there Must be ... BEWBS! :P

There IS a lot of boobs in this movie, sadly not the kind you are likely looking for.

I don't think a single person involved with this entire movie gave a single fuck.
Wayell Hayell :'(

Sideswipe

Hes breaking out the redneck talk, brace yourselves everyone! 

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.

RVR II

Quote from: Sideswipe on July 18, 2014, 07:09:22 PM
Hes breaking out the redneck talk, brace yourselves everyone!
This movie puts my Redneck talk to shame :o

Sugar Ray Dodge

I think this is one of the better VODs lately, and we've had a year of really good titles. I gives it an A+. It gives Super Mario Bros. and The Wizard of Oz a run for their money. And, if anybody cares, here's the wiki entry for this riff. http://rifftrax.wikia.com/wiki/The_Last_Slumber_Party

losingmydignity

#9
Well, here I was planning my one of the nights this weekend to catch up on shorts and this comes out. Yay! I haven't found the serial killer genre to work too well for them but this looks very Terror at Tenkiller (the best riff of the year in what has been a great year until Zindy came along and usurped that title) so hopefully this is another Tenkiller.

losingmydignity

#10
Quote from: Trekker4747 on July 18, 2014, 05:53:30 PM
Quote from: RVR II on July 18, 2014, 04:20:33 PM
With a title like this, there Must be ... BEWBS! :P

There IS a lot of boobs in this movie, sadly not the kind you are likely looking for.



Uh, what kind of boobs would someone NOT be looking for? Man boobs?

Bob

This one was fantastic!

And the director of this movie.....what the hell was he doing?  Looks like a draft.

Sugar Ray Dodge

Of the three female centric horror movies this year, (Terror at Tenkiller and Sisters of Death) I think this one is the best. It's also probably the best riff since Super Mario Bros (not including Sharknado, which is also an A+ effort.)

Trekker4747

Multiple knives seen and shown in this movie, including a surgical scalpel, and not a single Crocodile Dundee joke? I expect better from you, Rifftrax!


Edward J Grug III

Quote from: Trekker4747 on July 20, 2014, 05:33:07 PM
Multiple knives seen and shown in this movie, including a surgical scalpel, and not a single Crocodile Dundee joke? I expect better from you, Rifftrax!

I for one am happy about that. A few less of those and the constant Nick Nolte references will freshen things up a lot. :P
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