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Is Milla Jovovich the least sexy "gorgeous" woman ever?

Started by Just Some Guy, March 19, 2007, 12:21:06 AM

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Just Some Guy

Setting aside the god awful dye job with roots constantly showing through (though at inconsistent lengths through the film), I am just disturbed at the number of people who react with "awe" at how "beautiful" Jovovich's character is.  She's looks like a famine stricken boy, not a gorgeous super-model.  I don't find seeing a little bit of ribs sticking out the model sexy at all; seeing the entire rib cage in detail through her skin is horrific.  :gouge:

Someone get that perfect being a sandwich!  And then watch her carefully to make sure she doesn't rush to the bathroom to get rid of it!

Sharktopus

Thank you. I've been saying the same thing to my roommate for years. I've also been trying to convince him that her name isn't Milia Jovanovich, but he just doesn't listen to me...

Pak-Man

Well she's not cookie-cutter beauty, I"ll grant that. She's got the right look for an action starlett, though.

ChrisHanel


sarcasm_made_Easy

Bf:  if you loved me youd let me eat your brain.
Dumb GF:  ok....


CRUNCHING NOISE

mrbasehart

Quote from: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 19, 2007, 04:34:09 PM
Bf:  if you loved me youd let me eat your brain.
Dumb GF:  ok....


CRUNCHING NOISE

You're so lucky.  All the girls I've been with won't do cranial....

sarcasm_made_Easy

LOL that was one of the best resposnes ive ever heard basehart.  lol

Just out of curiosity.  The line i qouted was from a movie, but ive never known the name of it.  it was just some amusing zombie flick ive seen on tv. 

Steve-O

Quote from: sarcasm_made_Easy on March 20, 2007, 07:40:22 AM
Just out of curiosity.  The line i qouted was from a movie, but ive never known the name of it.  it was just some amusing zombie flick ive seen on tv. 

That's from Return of the Living Dead.  Except for the part where the girlfriend assents to having her brain eaten.

sarcasm_made_Easy

I thought she did assent.  While they were in the church that the boyfriend had chased her down in. 

PsypherPunk

Quote from: Steve-O on March 20, 2007, 08:15:21 AM
That's from Return of the Living Dead.  Except for the part where the girlfriend assents to having her brain eaten.

Return of the Living Dead Pt. II - the boyfriend chases her in the first one, in the second she consents.

sarcasm_made_Easy

cool, proof that i might not be as crazy as i thought. 

ChrisHanel


sarcasm_made_Easy

but i am the jury.  i said as crazy as I thought.  Not as crazy as i might be  ;)

ChrisHanel

Aha.... you little sophist you!

//just looking for an excuse to use the word 'sophist' in a sentence today

MarkAndrew

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.  And I behold Mila as Glorious!  I love watching her.  I would re-watch Ultraviolet and BOTH Resident Evil movies just for her.  When she's on the screen, the movies don't seem to suck as badly*.

*though I maintain the first Resident Evil movies doesn't suck