Transformers 2007

[RobtheBarbarian]

I was ticked that
he died so quickly... he was one of the most entertaining bots imo

Me too, not to mention so suddenly and with such little overall effect on the battle. If they were looking for Megatron fodder I would have been happy to see him step on Mikaela....

[Junkyard]

I don't know, I wasn't overly fond of Jazz. In fact, I cringed when he spoke, honestly.

[J-Proof]

That was his way of speaking i nthe cartoon wasn't it? He was the hip, ethnic robot lol

[Tyrant]

Yeah, he was pretty fly. Or whatever. I always dug Jazz.

Although the movie didn't develope him that much. I may have been more upset at his death if it had, or if he was more obviously based on our old G1 version.

[Cosmic Muse]

I don't know, I wasn't overly fond of Jazz. In fact, I cringed when he spoke, honestly.

I tell you anyone would pale in comparison to a class act like Scatman Crothers (R.I.P.). Only guy I can think of who could have done a good Jazz would be Samuel L. Jackson.

[Sideswipe]

Now that would have been good casting there.

[Junkyard]

"Give me the motherf*cking cube, motherf*cker!"

[Junkyard]

By the way, a question came to me:
Could the Transformers feel? Physically? And how sensitive are they?
Could Jazz feel pain when getting ripped in half?
Could Bumblebee feel Sam and Mikayla's pitiful, fleshy butt cheeks when they sat down in him?
Is it creepy that I'm asking these questions?

[Sideswipe]

yeah, that is creepy.  And it seems like they can feel pain in the cartoon.  Not sure about the movie, although I did hear Prime grunt a few times whe he was tumbling.

[Pak-Man]

Woo! Time for Pak-Nerd to shine!

In the early comic books, Ratchet explained the repair process for Transformers. It seems they had pain sensors that a skilled Autobot medic could turn up or down. Presumably pain was good for TFs the same way it's good for us (Gotta know if someone's shooting you in the leg with a flamethrower.) so if the same rules applied to the movie's TFs, Jazz probably died a very painful and agonizing death.

But if it makes you feel better, you could tell yourself the movie works different. :^)

[BathTub]

Well since they largely seemed to be magically 'alive' thanks to the all-spark, I would say they did 'feel'.

[Junkyard]

Oy, so someone else could turn their pain censors up or down? Torture must be pretty easy on Cybertron.

[RobtheBarbarian]

Maybe it's understood in Cybertronian culture that tampering with pain receptors is something you shouldn't do too much, kind of like nut shots on Earth.

[Junkyard]

You're not supposed to do nut-shots too often?
Hmmm.....
Well, that explains why I don't have any friends!

[RobtheBarbarian]

I can't tell you how many times it's payed off adding an iron cup to my barbarian armor.

And now that we think about it, if Cybertronians have an equivalent function of peeing do they have a sensitive piece of equipment between their legs too?