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Transformers 2007

Started by hootyhaha, March 18, 2007, 05:31:21 PM

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Tripe

Quote from: Lady_Decepticon on July 16, 2007, 09:10:22 AM
when all I want to do is ask my Wiccan friends to put really nasty curses on all those involved in making this movie, especially Michael Bay.

Now you know if they're really wiccan and not fluffy bunnies, they won't do that.

Junkyard

By the way, Lady D, Tyrant was one of our first posters to give a review, and she loved it. I haven't figured out what makes some of us love Transformers and some of us hate it, but I don't think it's gender.

gbeenie

True enough. I enjoyed the hell out of it (even as I groaned at some of its Michael Bay-isms).
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

- Conan O'Brien

Junkyard

#363
You really could feel the Bay moments in that film, couldn't you?

"That was like ten times better than Armageddon!"
How many years has it been? Perhaps he could have said,
"That was like ten times better than The 39 Steps!"

gbeenie

How about, "Try and keep up with the acronyms."

Idiot! "N.B.E" is not a fucking acronym!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

- Conan O'Brien

Junkyard

Also, that whole Nokia scene, I think.

Pak-Man

Quote from: Junkyard on July 16, 2007, 11:24:57 AM
You really could feel the Bay moments in that film, couldn't you?

"That was like ten times better than Armageddon!"
How many years has it been? Perhaps he could have said,
"That was like ten times better than The 39 Steps!"
But the movie WAS at least 10 times better than Armageddon. :^)

Junkyard

It wasn't for Bay to decide.

Tyrant

Quote from: Junkyard on July 16, 2007, 11:45:24 AM
It wasn't for Bay to decide.

  Thank God. I bet he thinks all his movies are awesome. It took giant fighting robots to finally give him his niche.

Raven

Quote from: Pak-Man on July 16, 2007, 11:44:06 AM
Quote from: Junkyard on July 16, 2007, 11:24:57 AM
You really could feel the Bay moments in that film, couldn't you?

"That was like ten times better than Armageddon!"
How many years has it been? Perhaps he could have said,
"That was like ten times better than The 39 Steps!"
But the movie WAS at least 10 times better than Armageddon. :^)

So was Bloodrayne.



And on a Transformers related note.  I've never been so pissed that Hot Topic didn't have a shirt in my size.  They had a shirt with the Decepticons police badge off of Barricade and the "to punish and enslave" under it and the biggest one they had was a youth medium.  Not even close, no amount of weight loss could ever get me into that shirt. 

Junkyard

You admitted to shoppig at Hop Topic?! You fool! These posters will tear you apart like a pack of wild dogs! Run, Raven! I'll try to hold them off!

Raven

I buy maybe 2 t-shirts a year from there and only if they are really funny, no piercings, no tattoos and I've never dyed my hair.  And my bigger discresion in the eyes of the posters on this forum is owning Crossroads years before Rifftrax existed and having a framed Top Gun poster on my wall.   

Junkyard


Raven

Relax, these have all been made public before and are nothing new.  I'm still here. 

Bob

All they had was a youth medium?    Man, talk about missing your target audience......