Transformers 2007

[J-Proof]

Hehe - I liked his character, actually =)

[Junkyard]

So did you like his charicter in Anacondas, Rush Hour 1 and 2, and his many other hosts? (I think the Annoying, Panickly, Ridiculous Black Charicter is actually an evil alien entity that possesses certain actors for a time.)

By the way, did you guys see that preview where it looks like home videos of a party, and then everything goes crazy and someone yells that it's big and alive? The Blair Godzilla Project, as far as I can tell? What was that?

[J-Proof]

It's a secret movie made by JJ Abrams that is being marketed fantastically....

Paramount refuses to even acknowledge that the movie is being made -- which adds a mytsique to the film that other studios have failed to do in the past.

Apparently, the whole movie is shot on consumer dv cameras, and is about an invasion of some sort.... the project goes by the name of "Cloverfield" right now, but will probably have a different name later on this year.

[Junkyard]

Hmm. Well, they got my attention.

[Douglin]

Junkyard the word is spelt "character" not "charicter"

please...every time I see it spelt that way my little English heart dies a little.

[Junkyard]

What, are you saying my approch to spelling is subtly aggrivating you at the depths of you're charicter?

At least I have half of a good vocabulary.

[Reductio_ad_absurdum]

If some of the plot holes seem confusing, the novel straightens a lot of it out.

When Sam fell to the ground, the impact caused the cube to send out a wave of radiation.  This radiation caused nearby machines to come alive, but because they didn't have a sentient mind they went nuts. I would guess it takes a considerable amount of energy from the cube to give a machine sentience.

[Junkyard]

What the hell kinda semi-divine power source makes life born with lasers and guns, anyway?

[Sideswipe]

its just to advanced for you to understand Junkward.  Its like a caveman trying to figure out how to fly a fighter jet.

[Sideswipe]

ah crap.  I just opened the flood gates to any number of Battlefield Earth refrences.

[Junkyard]

You really did.
"So you could do it in L Ron Hubbard's world! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

[oorat]

If some of the plot holes seem confusing, the novel straightens a lot of it out.

That's something I do not like about some films.  I shouldn't have to the novelization, the prequel novel or comic book to be able to understand the movie I just watched.  It's not like a tv series, or a film series, or a even a series of novels, where I needed to see the previous episode/movie/novel to fully understand what was going on.  If I need to read the novel to understand what was happening in the movie, then the film maker didn't do his job properly. 

but I really liked Transformers, even if it wasn't spot on how I would like to have seen it. 

[Bob]

its just to advanced for you to understand Junkward.  Its like a caveman trying to figure out how to fly a fighter jet.

Hmmmm, using Battlefield Earth to explain something that happened in Transformers.   Huh.    Isn't that...... huh.

Maybe the jets the cavemen in BE were flying were not jets after all, they were Transformers and that is how they could fly after 1000 years just sitting there.   Hmmm.

I wonder if L.Ron had any hand in the writing of Transformers.   Huh.   

Just a theory.   Just saying......

[Sideswipe]

Using Battlefield Earth to explain something that happened in Transformers was not my intention, only after posting did I realize the error of my ways.

[Bob]

Using Battlefield Earth to explain something that happened in Transformers was not my intention, only after posting did I realize the error of my ways.

Oh I know, but to paraphase Ben Grimm, "it's chop busting time".