Drop that zero and get with the favorite lines.

[slackfarm]

Funniest line came from Vanilla Ice.  When his posse inquires where he's going, and he quite seriously informs them he's going over to the girl's house to "shling a schlong".

[Sugar Ray Dodge]

Funniest line came from Vanilla Ice.  When his posse inquires where he's going, and he quite seriously informs them he's going over to the girl's house to "shling a schlong".

So very 90s.

[Trekker4747]

[Vanilla walks up to the house and pounds on the door once as his "knock."]
Mike: Was that shlinging a shlong?!

[Sugar Ray Dodge]

[Trekker4747]

I thought his catch-phrase was "Yep-yep."

[Sugar Ray Dodge]

No, his catchphrase is this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFLGRidfFo4

[MartyS (Gromit)]

[Vanilla walks up to the house and pounds on the door once as his "knock."]
Mike: Was that shlinging a shlong?!

For some reason I keep wanting a "she gets her shick out of shape" joke someone in relation to that scene.  I know it makes no sense but it just "sounds" right in my head.

[MrTorso]

"And then Jay-z took me up on my problem solving offer.... I was there all night! Dude had almost a hundred!"44

[stansimpson]

The quote thing isn't working for me, but in response to losingmydignity, yes, I caught at least one Cuckoo's reference.

One of the guys (I think Mike) says something about 1/3 into the movie like "So [the wife] and Mr. Cheswick here are.... [punchline]."

As for my favorite personal lines, I loved all the references to early 90s/late 80s. The Mario 3 references were awesome. The more obscure the better... though now I'm really wondering if there's an alternate message if you beat the airship with the hammer brothers suit!

[Conor]

[CJones]

Kat: What are you doing here?
Ice: You aksed me
Kevin: Oh no, that was Lizzy Borden.

Anyone else have Futurama flashbacks from this?

[smoresman]

"Tee hee!  ...I mean, YO"

[GalvaTRION]

"Hold on a sec, I look like an idiot... (*flips hat around*)... there, fixed!"
"What, no rap version of Thin Lizzy's Boys are Back in Town? You're not trying to be awful hard enough, movie!"

[Johnny Unusual]

"Drop that zero, I'm gonna get a gyro"

Great line (though I wish they didn't do the "hero sandwich" thing a bit later, which didn't quite work after such a similar joke earlier.

"We gonna go or what"
"Just waiting for my jeans to come out of the dryer"

"Give me my ice and, when he shall die,
Take him and cut him out in little stars
And he will make the face of heaven so fine
That all the world will be in love with night
And pay no worship to the wiggity whack sun. "

[waitingforgo]

"That's RIGHT! Girls are cheap, and I spend 'em like pocket change. And I wil--oh, hi, Honey! Hope you're enjoying the show. Love ya!"