Gather around everyone, let me tell you a story...

[wurwolf]

Utz crab chips

Oh shit. I love those motherfuckers. Lucky me, I'm only an hour up the road from Baltimore. I can get them in the grocery store here.

I don't care for them, but I like this as a proxy for my wife, who basically straps on a bag and hoovers it clean when we go to Maryland in the summers.

Funny you say that, when I finish a bag I cut it open and lick it out.

[NashaWriter]

Those are damned good but I'm more of a sour cream and onion type of gal. That bag is depressed when I'm finished with it.

All in all, I think Utz makes the best chips, I can't stand to eat any of the other brands (besides Munchos and Pringles).

[bigheadtodd82]

Salt and pepper FTW

[Lemming Howard]

All this talk about Utz gives me an excuse now to go out buy a bag.  Thanks.   

[TheUnabeefer]

I like plain Pringles.... and plain Ruffles are good too.  I just really like salt.

[Sideswipe]

I like Lays Stax!

[Lemming Howard]

I like plain Pringles.... and plain Ruffles are good too.  I just really like salt.

Well I don't have to share .  I bought the Utz with no salt added.

[wurwolf]

I like plain Pringles.... and plain Ruffles are good too.  I just really like salt.

Well I don't have to share .  I bought the Utz with no salt added.

What is wrong with you??

[NashaWriter]

Another glorious thing about Maryland (and surrounding states) ? Scrapple.

It is truly a food of the gods...that, and Hogs Ass & Hominy.

[Zombie Monty]

Another glorious thing about Maryland (and surrounding states) ? Scrapple.

I can get that down here, so I didn't include it on my list.  But yeah, it is tasty foodstuff.   

[goflyblind]

i dunno, it's got crap right in the middle there.

[Zombie Monty]

i dunno, it's got crap right in the middle there.

You don't think about what is in it (pig bits and corn meal), you just eat it. Yum!

[Tripe]

Wait, it's ass? I thought it was mostly face.

[Zombie Monty]

Doc would love you guys. Between bouts of lamenting his weight and shamefully masturbating, he loved to eat scrapple.

It was really his only redeeming quality.  His unadulterated love of Scrapple.

[NashaWriter]

I'm happy Scrapple can bring us all together.

Come on everyone, Group hug!