So what did we learn?

[Trekker4747]

I learned that the steering wheel has been on the wrong side of my car this whole time.

[MrBNatural by Conn]

I learned kendo swords are the most important thing in two universes.

[Bob]

I learned that John Gorden looked cool in a beard.......

[space_mutiny]

I learned that the steering wheel has been on the wrong side of my car this whole time.

In addition to the steering wheel, I learned that one foot is for the accelerator, and the other foot is for the brake. I've been doing that wrong this whole time, too.

Oh, and I learned the blue guy in the movie was green.

[swstephe]

I learned that some women can put a snake to sleep by singing a B note, or an audience -- with her acting.

[Blaine]

I learned that rapists sound an awful lot like Optimus Prime!

[Joe Molotov]

I learned that the plot from Flash Gordon was so good, they made two movies out of it! (although unfortunately they only had enough Queen music for one)

[Wernski]

I learned that some women can put a snake to sleep by singing a B note, or an audience -- with her acting.

If this script was just a little smarter, John Saxon would've put the good guys in a room with killer snakes, and she would've known to sing them to sleep, totally baffling the bad guys.

[CJones]

I learned that the gas pedal is operated by one leg, while the brake is operated by a second leg. And the clutch.....  Best not to ask.

[Mark A. Siefert]

I learned that the RiffTrax writers don't know crap about Gary Gygax.

[Rabbi Hi-Keeba]

I learned that OH MY GOD CARRIE MADISON STOP SMACKING YOUR DRY MOUTH BEFORE EVERY #$%^&*ing THING YOU $%^& SAY!!!

Mama Roland's Jerky Sticks.

Once again, electrician saves fake feminist's ass -- literally.

John Saxon is hot even when he's playing a dickhead psychopath rapist named "Kleel."

[RandyMistie]

I learned that this is one of my favourite Rifftrax, and that dry smacking can be caused by the overuse of cocaine, which was prevalent on this set. Also, I too learned that a blue man is actually green or, what-have-you... also, I knew that cobras, like most snakes, are deaf so, unless that "B" note was powerful enough to vibrate through the floor, the cobra would be unaffected.

True fact: The Snake Charmers of India use their "flutes" as a distraction, in fact waving them around to capture the cobras attention, the music is superfluous, more for the tourists benefit than for the snake. It's an ingenious magic trick.

Also, I learned that Mike, Kevin, and Bill are brilliant....