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Started by SecretAgentSuperDragon, March 02, 2007, 09:55:20 PM

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Goshzilla

#30
March 08, 2007, 09:57:18 PM
Quote from: SecretAgentSuperDragon on March 08, 2007, 06:31:03 PM
Well all sacrificial children get to hold their favorite doll while they burn to death. Amanda or Randy can confirm it for you. ;)

At first I thought, well maybe it was the same doll he picked up off the road, but well it wouldn't be burned in the car explosion cause nic picked it up the minute the car was hit. Also its not even the same doll. The burnt doll had hair extensions, the one from the beginning of the film didn't.

Oh my god, you mean I will have to watch the whole film all over again just to pick up that one plot point? Just break my legs, sting me to death and be done with it. I think I'm ready to help with the honey harvest.

SecretAgentSuperDragon

#31
March 08, 2007, 10:01:16 PM
Already starting. ;)

Cosmic Muse

#32
March 10, 2007, 08:49:03 AM
Incidentally, this is the same face I was making through roughly 99.9% of the movie,when the pretty scenery wasn't distracting me.

Being a genocidal maniac is not one of my turn ons.

Is it weird to hear the Safety Dance in my head watching Game of Thrones?

Goshzilla

#33
March 10, 2007, 03:33:02 PM
I hope that isn't her 'O' face.

Quicksilver

#34
March 11, 2007, 06:36:56 PM
Quote from: Goshzilla on March 10, 2007, 03:33:02 PM
I hope that isn't her 'O' face.

That would be awful, I think I might kill myself if a girl made that face.
but then I'd just take them up in my tomcat.
The Ood: The Beast and his armies will rise from the pit to make war against God.
Rose: I'm sorry?
The Ood: Apologies. I said: I hope you enjoy your meal.

MrTorso

#35
March 12, 2007, 09:21:02 PM Last Edit: June 04, 2009, 06:11:30 PM by MrTorso
I never messed with Stingers until this flick. This made me laugh over and over. Here is my stinger:



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MisterRiffley

#36
April 05, 2007, 05:17:01 AM
it's tough but i'd have to go with the part where they put the bee helmet on him.

"NO NOT THE BEES! MY EYES!"

ah, that movie was such a train wreck. "damn hairy face external genetalia idiot."

MisterRiffley

#37
April 05, 2007, 05:21:43 AM
Quote from: Wiseblood on March 06, 2007, 09:13:09 AM

oh wow. is there a way i can get a link to this? i can't find it on youtube and i just have to send it to a friend of mine.

MisterRiffley

#39
April 05, 2007, 01:30:03 PM
^thanks man! my friend's gonna love that. we've been mocking wicker man and nic cage's propensity for hitting girls for weeks.

Quote from: Goshzilla on March 08, 2007, 05:34:42 PM
Quote from: Groucho2006 on March 07, 2007, 11:10:01 AM
"How'd it get burned?! How'd it get burned?! How'd it get burned?!"

Seriously, why was it burned? what did it all mean?

I think we have a record for the longest red herring, and it was an amazing 1 hour and 41 minutes in length.
***SPOILERSPOLIER***wasn't the idea that all that evidence was planted by the freaky cult women to trick nic cage's character into thinking the girl was the sacrifice instead of him?***SPOILERSPOILER***

the thing that really just hangs out there for me is -- what was the wriggly thing in the bloody sack? they're a bunch of bee wranglers, what the eff were they doing walking around with bloody whatevers in dripping sacks? made NO sense.

BobEvil

#40
April 05, 2007, 05:30:41 PM
....oh....my....God.....Devil Dog...I'm laughing my ass over here at that video. THAT was like...the highlight of my day. Whew.

And yeah, watching Nick Cage get all scream-y is also funny. I love Mike and Kevin riffing the scenes with those two together. It's just fantastic.
"And when I get angry, things begin to happen!"

MisterRiffley

#41
April 05, 2007, 05:40:40 PM Last Edit: April 05, 2007, 06:13:09 PM by Devil Dog
Quote from: BobEvil on April 05, 2007, 05:30:41 PM
....oh....my....God.....Devil Dog...I'm laughing my ass over here at that video. THAT was like...the highlight of my day. Whew.

And yeah, watching Nick Cage get all scream-y is also funny. I love Mike and Kevin riffing the scenes with those two together. It's just fantastic.
you mean the chariots of furry beatdown video? yeah, it's hysterical. short and sweet. it's wiseblood's originally, although i'm not sure if he/she made it.

make sure and see the "best scenes of wicker man" video too, totally not rifftrax-related, it's just a string of clips of nic cage hitting girls. it's so wrong... and hilarious. to be honest, it's what got me to finally get off my lazy butt and start getting rifftrax, i was like, okay, that movie looks so ridiculous i HAVE to see what they did with it.

Wiseblood

#42
April 06, 2007, 07:15:13 AM
Nah, I didn't make it.  It was someone from the SomethingAwful forums, I don't remember who.

Hobbit

#43
April 07, 2007, 06:27:59 PM
I vote for "Step a-WAY from the bike!"  My mom and I were watching the Rifftrax, and we had to back it up after that because we were laughing to hard to hear Mike and Kevin talking.

MisterRiffley

#44
April 07, 2007, 07:45:40 PM
Quote from: Hobbit on April 07, 2007, 06:27:59 PM
I vote for "Step a-WAY from the bike!"  My mom and I were watching the Rifftrax, and we had to back it up after that because we were laughing to hard to hear Mike and Kevin talking.
that scene's pretty damn good too. when he dropkicks that amish chick, that scene's pretty cool. i dunno, there's so many.

it's funny how that movie, nothing happens at all for the first hour and then it just becomes perfectly, relentlessly ridiculous.
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