WHY is John Travolta?

[macleod]

I've been wondering for awhile, have we figured this out?

[Tyrant]

   I think some human beings are created specifically to make the rest of us laugh. This is absolute proof that God has a sense of humor.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

no proof of his humor is the platypuss, no this is more of a sign that the devil has effect on man, and that HE has a sense of humor.

[Pak-Man]

I think he's so we have reason to doubt God. He's a test of faith!

[macleod]

no proof of his humor is the platypuss, no this is more of a sign that the devil has effect on man, and that HE has a sense of humor.

Haha...well, that's Kevin Smith's take, but I'd have to agree....

I think John Travolta is because L. Ron Wanted him to be...and someone has to be Cruise's psycho homie

[Pak-Man]

someone has to be Cruise's psycho homie

PSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYCHO-Homie where the wind comes sweeping down the plaaaaains....

[AmandaGal]

I had a friend who once said to me (direct quote): "John Travolta is sex on a stick." and then she growled.

As I said, I HAD a friend.  I don't see it but perhaps his sex stickiness is why he's still around?  Anyone? Bueller?

Is being "sex on a stick" a good thing anyway? Sounds quite painful and a bit messy if you ask me.  Sex in a to go box or aluminum foil wrapping would be easier to transport and such.  Things on stick are meant for fairs and carnivals, which I guess would be ok for the whole thing but I don't go to many fairs so I don't really know what all goes on there.

[kodiakthejuggler]

WHY is John Travolta?

Only his Auditor knows for sure...

[6079SmithW]

To be fair, he's been good in quite a few movies: Blow Out, Saturday Night Fever (lame movie, but he was good in it,) obviously Pulp Fiction and it's retarded cousin Get Shorty, etc. The problem is that, in Hollywood, dumb as hell+possibly gay+easy suggestibility=shame on humanity. But it's not as though his ability to think ever had anything to do with his acting.

Honestly, the only Scientologist I really regret is Beck. Maybe Nancy Cartwright.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

definately Nancy Cartright

[macleod]

To be fair, he's been good in quite a few movies: Blow Out, Saturday Night Fever (lame movie, but he was good in it,) obviously Pulp Fiction and it's retarded cousin Get Shorty, etc. The problem is that, in Hollywood, dumb as hell+possibly gay+easy suggestibility=shame on humanity. But it's not as though his ability to think ever had anything to do with his acting.

Honestly, the only Scientologist I really regret is Beck. Maybe Nancy Cartwright.

But I still wonder why?.......because he's there?

[Rodney]

I ask this question myself sometimes.

Also ask "WHY is fungus?"

Related, I think.

[Johnny_Short_Torso]

You know... if Scientology is a true religion how come my PKE meter never goes off around them?

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

check your batteries maybe you got them in backwards

ps cool ghostbusters reference

[Johnny_Short_Torso]

ps cool ghostbusters reference

Tanks!