Yet another newbie

[book_nerdess]

Greetings and Salutations.  I've been following these forums for a long time and thought I'd join in.  You people crack me up. 

I'm obsessed with books, TV, movies, MST3K/Rifftrax, and pop culture in general.  I published a book a couple of years ago that you will never find anywhere because it was AWFUL.   My dream?  Not world peace, not a balanced budget, although those things would be nice.  My dream is to attend a screening of The Room, because I think it would be way more fun than watching it at home, throwing spoons at my TV screen. 

Anyway, I wanted to do more than lurk, so ... hi.

[D.B. Barnes]

Welcome to the fold!

I imagine if you lived anywhere near L.A., you'd have realized that dream by now. Anyway, enjoy the hell out of the place, and feel free to dive right in with the games and shit.

[RVR II]

WHAAA... No welcoming LOL cats

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Oh and welcome to the cool peoplez forum

[D.B. Barnes]

WHAAA... No welcoming LOL cats

"Ugh. Alright, I'm up. I'm up."

[Mrs. Dick Courier]

Yay!  Another girl!  Welcome fellow girl!

And please don't post that dancing cat again.  It's creepy.

[Compound]

And please don't post that dancing cat again.  It's creepy.

Hrmph. I was about to post the more creepy Christopher Walken, as a cat, dancing in "Puss and Boots" but the Youtube videos won't allow embedding. Alas.

[book_nerdess]

That's OK -- the cat thing has already burned my retinas.  And I think ... yep, my soul as well.

[Sideswipe]

Users have been dropping like flies lately.  More meat for the meat grinder!

Have fun.

[pegaso220379]

Welcome!  I'm new as well. 

And, sorry, I don't have a dancing cat image macro.  Is that a prerequisite?

[D.B. Barnes]

Welcome!  I'm new as well. 

And, sorry, I don't have a dancing cat image macro.  Is that a prerequisite?

On the contrary. Apparently, it's unwelcome and off-putting.

Welcome to the forum. Enjoy the shit of it.