And the next two Rifftrax releases are...

[Scribblesense]

That video of the dog raping the kid. That's the first footage from Transformers 3, isn't it?

It's obviously M. Night's next project.

The twist is the dog has been dead for eight months.

[Thrashalla]

That video of the dog raping the kid. That's the first footage from Transformers 3, isn't it?

It's obviously M. Night's next project.

The twist is the dog has been dead for eight months.

Reverse-necrophilia is not a twist. The cameraman is actually the offspring of the filmed act, watching from the future where dogs are allergic to non-toilet water!

[stansimpson]

That video of the dog raping the kid. That's the first footage from Transformers 3, isn't it?

The perfect analogy of what the film will do to audiences.

Checking YouTube for the full vid, I had to share this comment:

Looks like the kid likes playing...

*Puts on Glasses*

Doggy style

*YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! !*

Ok... so I loved the treat of a video announcement.  Way more than 20Qs (and I quite enjoy that too).  No intro for Conor tho?  Maybe this was just for us hardcore fans who recognized him.  

I've been holding onto $ set aside especially for Airebender and Eclipse for over a month now.  I know t'will be glorious.  Also, I'm gonna be holding onto hopes for an "Inception" riff as well.  ::nudge, nudge::  Perhaps January, hmmmmm?

A big surprise that's not a Fathom Event?  Uh, good then (sorta), cuz I prob wouldn't be able to make it.  Still, I have a strong suspicion for what it'll be, and I predict my bank account will be mad at me for it too.    Ah, but I must.

[Scribblesense]

That video of the dog raping the kid. That's the first footage from Transformers 3, isn't it?

It's obviously M. Night's next project.

The twist is the dog has been dead for eight months.

Reverse-necrophilia is not a twist. The cameraman is actually the offspring of the filmed act, watching from the future where dogs are allergic to non-toilet water!

You call that a twist?

The real twist is that the cameraman is actually in the year 1997, but is in a preserve in the Arizona desert designed to look like a post-apocalyptic wasteland in 2027. His mission there is to make sure his human-father is conceived, but his grandfather dies in a mysterious accident and, grief-stricken, he seeks comfort in the woman he has fallen in love with over his stay in the Past-Future-desert bunker, unbeknownst to him that she is actually his real grandmother!

Who has been dead for eight months.

[spaceforarent]

That video of the dog raping the kid. That's the first footage from Transformers 3, isn't it?

It's obviously M. Night's next project.

The twist is the dog has been dead for eight months.

Reverse-necrophilia is not a twist. The cameraman is actually the offspring of the filmed act, watching from the future where dogs are allergic to non-toilet water!

You call that a twist?

The real twist is that the cameraman is actually in the year 1997, but is in a preserve in the Arizona desert designed to look like a post-apocalyptic wasteland in 2027. His mission there is to make sure his human-father is conceived, but his grandfather dies in a mysterious accident and, grief-stricken, he seeks comfort in the woman he has fallen in love with over his stay in the Past-Future-desert bunker, unbeknownst to him that she is actually his real grandmother!

Who has been dead for eight months.

Someone has been watching Futurama.

Fixed to get the quoting right. Last time I try replying from my phone (no it isn't)

[lmolson73]

Is...is that kid being raped by his dog?

No, he's just being forcibly subdued and humped (technically, not the same as rape).  And whichever parent is behind the camera has just forfeited their next mothers/fathers day gifts.

[ShadowDog]

The long awaited RT/CT collaboration?

Really?  I haven't even thought of CT in a long time.  I guess I'd check it out but I'm pretty content with the riffing crew we already have here at RT.

[Ketchup Pharaoh]

I have a friend who is completely gaga over the Twilight riffs. What saddens me is that I'm going to end up watching it more than once.

I know how you feel, I had to suck it up and watch the Star Wars Holiday Special Riff over again because a friend of mine hadn't seen it. Oh the things we do for our friends.

[ManUnderMask]

I know how you feel, I had to suck it up and watch the Star Wars Holiday Special Riff over again because a friend of mine hadn't seen it. Oh the things we do for our friends.

I've watched both Twilight riffs three times now. I should get some kind of medal.

[goflyblind]

conor, your sense of humour disturbs me. 

edit: also, i'm waaaaay behind on shorts. mrr.

[RVR II]

conor, your sense of humour disturbs me. 

Maybe Mike will introduce him next time..

[Jason Martian]

Nice job on this one, Jason.  I like that Dis-wolf has toast coming out of his mouth.  And Kevin looks like Owl-man.

Thank you kindly! 

While I was going for a Wolf-Man... I do agree with anyone who thinks that there should have been an Owl-Man in the film.

[Jason Martian]

OH!.... and

[lmolson73]

OH!.... and

This is one of my favorite Disembaudios so far.  Love the little martial arts uniform and the crazy eyes.

[stansimpson]

OH!.... and

How did you get Mike to shave his head?  And, more importantly, how did you get Bill to grow more!?!


I kid, Bill!  Really!  I kid because I love!  Please come back.  I know I've been emotionally distant before, but with the kids* and the mortgage*, it's just so hard.


*These are lies.