The Dark Knight Rises

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

Anyone post this?

http://www.cracked.com/blog/advanced-batman-theory-why-nolan-will-kill-bruce-wayne/

[shodan]

So, Bane's gonna beat his fuckin' ass first?

Or pound it.

How homoerotic would that poster be if it was the same image in broad, clear daylight? These Bane images strike me as the most fetishistic Bat-villain this side of Schumacher. But I'm not gay, so what do I know?

"That's right, Sutter. NUTHIN!"

well Bane did break batman's back in the comic. he's one of the more successful DC villains.

[MrTorso]

he did break batman's back in the comic. he's one of the more successful DC villains.

Only after releasing everyone from Arkham first. Batman had no juice left when Bane struck.

[shodan]

has arkham been mentioned so far in nolan's films? i forget....

[Russell]

has arkham been mentioned so far in nolan's films? i forget....

Oh hell yes, Falcone was sent there by Doctor Crane in Batman Begins, so was Tony Szaz and of course, Crane himself.

[shodan]

oh yea, duh. i guess im just used to the more crazy arkham.

[daltysmilth]

You gotta admit, though, part of Bane's success in Knightfall was just dumb luck.  Batman was already not feeling well when Bane let the prisoners out of Arkham.  If ol' Brucie wasn't under the weather in addition to being exhausted from re-catching all those crooks, it might have been a very different story.

[Johnny Unusual]

"I will destroy you!  I will break you!  Next Sunday night, at Wrestlemania, me and my manager Mr. Tajimoto will take the belt and make you wish you hadn't been born!  Isn't that right Tajimoto?"

"For the last time, I'm Clock King.  I'm not even Asian."

[D.B. Barnes]

"I will destroy you!  I will break you!  Next Sunday night, at Wrestlemania, me and my manager Mr. Tajimoto will take the belt and make you wish you hadn't been born!  Isn't that right Tajimoto?"

"For the last time, I'm Clock King.  I'm not even Asian."

I don't even know who Clock King is, and yet I found this quite humorous.

[Watchman]

Yes, Johnny, who is this Clock King? And one doesn't wake up to find him in their bed, I hope? (The King I refer to, of course, is Burger.)

[Johnny Unusual]

Like all Batman villains without super-powers, he's just a guy with an obsession: effective time management!



Silly?  Yes, but it's better than his old look.



Although it does kind of work in the Brave and the Bold (as do all silly things Batman)

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

Like all Batman villains without super-powers, he's just a guy with an obsession: effective time management!

Anyone else think that Clock king and calendar man would make a good team up?

[daltysmilth]

Like all Batman villains without super-powers, he's just a guy with an obsession: effective time management!

Anyone else think that Clock king and calendar man would make a good team up?

They might, at that. 

I'd like to see, like, a one-shot with Harley Quinn and Scarecrow psychoanalyzing/making fun of each other. 

[D.B. Barnes]

Spoiler

[shodan]

Spoiler

"alright who the f*ck let Michael Bay onto the set?"