What did we learn?

[pyro]

I learned that you can not piss on hospitality. Dad won't allow it.

** tightening belt so I don't feel the hunger pangs **

what exactly happened to that hunger strike idea?  he mentions it there and then that's it

Well, they kinda never eat anything else throughout the whole film.

Been a while since I watched it but I could have sworn that not long after he said that they were trying to eat again

[Rattrap007]

if you want actors for your movie you can get away with using dentists and other people who have no business acting...ever...


then again maybe not..

[MST3Kgirl]

to run from any police man named Gene Freak, he hands out tainted sandwiches..

[k1]

Finally got around to watching this pile of garbage since I needed a new review for our website.

Here's some of my twitter posts while I was watching it...

Troll 2: stealing music from Cave Dwellers + Pod People while providing subpar high school writing + acting ability #owcreviews

So Troll 2... is this supposed to be a prequel to The Dark Knight? The witch lady is very Joker-esque. #owcreviews

The corn eating scene in Troll 2 may be the most awkward thing since Troll 2. #owcreviews (still no trolls in this movie.)

[Thrifty]

I learned that Nilbog is goblin spelled backwards.
I learned that unrefrigerated milk on a hot summer day is not a very refreshing drink.
I learned that there are some concepts you can and cannot piss on.
I learned that goblins are afraid of bologna sandwiches.
I learned that an old man can die, then come back as a ghost, and be banished several times, without any consequences.
I learned that there's no coffee in Nilbog.

[Smith Dr John Smith]

I learned that if a kid is seeing his dead grandfather,having panic attacks,and urinating on food there is no reason to think he has mental problems and needs to see a doctor,just threaten to go on a hunger strike and then act like everything is normal in the morning.

[The Lurker]

On a serious note, I learned the motive for making this movie. (Spoilered for multiple pics).

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