Titanic II

[SJP]

What I find most amusing is the "short paragraphs on why they're qualified for MERMAID SAVIORS."

I'd love to see what the winners of THAT sweepstakes wrote.

"Hello.  I am job.  MERMAID SAVIOR is me.  I am right single for salute and wait for answer again."

"Hello, I saw you're making a sequel to Titanic about evil mermaids.  I, too, was born without a brain stem, and would love to appear in your film."

"Uh, hi, is this the job number for the go kart repair service?"

"You stole my idea.  If I ever find you, I will box the crap out of you.  But I wouldn't mind a cameo appearance.  Sincerely, Uwe Boll."

[shortstack]

This trailer's much more entertaining:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD4OnHCRd_4

[SombreNote]

I can't believe they made this. it SOOOOOO needs to be riffed.

[Invader_quirk]

Compensation: no pay

The only compensation is the knowledge that you are indisputably the most qualified for Mermaid Saviors. They may give you a certificate to that effect.