So, Would a Woman Do This?

[Bob]

Delivery supposed to be from 10-2 today.   1115am now........

Soon I will know if I was brilliant or rash.

[RVR II]

Delivery supposed to be from 10-2 today.   1115am now........

Soon I will know if I was brilliant or rash.

Better get the ointment ready for that rash..

[Bob]

Oh, I must be a V-I-P..... Gallery Furniture just gave me a CURTESTY CALL to let me know they will be here in 30 minutes.

So, will this table be a dud or a stud?

[RVR II]

Tap it with a hammer on the corners and let us know the studly results

[Bob]

Table arrived and....... SCORE!   

Dear god, the table weighs a fuking ton..... it took three guys to carry the table top in.

It pretty much looks like picture from the link in page one.   Wood legs and top, with a HEAVY "composite" marble top.   The top is stone (gypsum probably) covered with marble "odds and ends" to give it a marble top.   I guess since it is not a 100% slab of marble, they have to call it faux marble, but the main stone is covered with marble pieces and is polished.   

The chairs are, I am sure, some sort of viny, but they do smell like leather at any rate.   Probably a very toxic chemical the chinese dumped in there. 

Botton line:   I am happy with my online kitchen tables and chairs. 

Now off to order my Russian Mail Order Bride......

[Bob]

Now off to order my Russian Mail Order Bride......

Go with Czech.  Better teeth, slightly less likely to be a schizophrenic murderer. 

Noted for future use.

[RVR II]

Now off to order my Russian Mail Order Bride......

Go with Czech.  Better teeth, slightly less likely to be a schizophrenic murderer. 

The Jalapeno chikas ain't half bad (until they 'widen' a bit on the sides )

[Bob]

Now off to order my Russian Mail Order Bride......

Go with Czech.  Better teeth, slightly less likely to be a schizophrenic murderer. 

The Jalapeno chikas ain't half bad (until they 'widen' a bit on the sides )

We are talking mail order only, to go with the success of the internet purchase of kitchen set.

[RVR II]

Now off to order my Russian Mail Order Bride......

Go with Czech.  Better teeth, slightly less likely to be a schizophrenic murderer. 

The Jalapeno chikas ain't half bad (until they 'widen' a bit on the sides )

We are talking mail order only, to go with the success of the internet purchase of kitchen set.

Mail order.. Sign me up on that there list then!

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Now off to order my Russian Mail Order Bride......

Go with Czech.  Better teeth, slightly less likely to be a schizophrenic murderer. 

The Jalapeno chikas ain't half bad (until they 'widen' a bit on the sides )

Whatever happened to "Buy American"?   

[RVR II]

Now off to order my Russian Mail Order Bride......

Go with Czech.  Better teeth, slightly less likely to be a schizophrenic murderer. 

The Jalapeno chikas ain't half bad (until they 'widen' a bit on the sides )

Whatever happened to "Buy American"?   

Thanks to American 'Material Girls' we American men are Broke!

[Action Batch]

Now off to order my Russian Mail Order Bride......

Go with Czech.  Better teeth, slightly less likely to be a schizophrenic murderer. 

The Jalapeno chikas ain't half bad (until they 'widen' a bit on the sides )

Whatever happened to "Buy American"?   

Thanks to American 'Material Girls' we American men are Broke!

Don't you know that we are living in a material world?

[Bob]

My poor beautiful thread, gone to bits....... much like my old Ikea table!

Next I will take up everyone's time with a thread devoted to my dying fridge......

[Action Batch]

My poor beautiful thread, gone to bits....... much like my old Ikea table!

Next I will take up everyone's time with a thread devoted to my dying fridge......

It's not dying, it's just giving you the cold shoulder.

[Tripe]

Whatever happened to "Buy American"?   

Best brand in the world as far as I'm concerned.