Favorite Lines?

[Pak-Man]

"We don't read English, so your dangerous maneuver was completely pointless!"

[Raven]

I liked Kevin's line about Thing pitching a stalactite.   

[Crowmeus]

"No, Im Mr Crantastic. I work for Ocean Spray."

[LadyKenobi]

Evil Cloud from The Fifth Element.

"Ball of Evil, comin' through!"

[nicomics]

MY whole House roared with laughter at the HADOKEN Joke! 

[bratpop]

"Yeah, so I should be taking off, I got some stuff I gotta do..."

[NYFalcon1981]

First time watchin this in a long time and it is still GREAT  !!   Some of my fav lines: 

Many hilarious lines have already been included in this thread so I'll try to avoid repeats:


Reed:I'm getting married  :Kevin: I don't have to pay as much for sex anymore!

Bye johnny. :Kevin: she can't see you wave Johnny.

this cosmic entity this...  :Kevin: Platinum Snowboarder

The Beastie Boys  "So Whatcha Want" line.

Bill: Not without me and my extensive knowledge of how to break into,power up, then operate chinese construction cranes!

Kevin's : This china set feels about as authentic as Panda Express.

[bug_eyed_sheep44]

(When Johnny becomes Thing-like)
Mike: "Sweet, I rock!"

Johnny: "I'm just a little off my game."
Hot Military Chick: ""This isn't a game."
Mike: "Then how come I'm about to score? God, I'm awesome!"

Johnny: "Flame on!" (turns invisible)
Mike: "Hey, I could get used to this!"

(Sue sees... um...)
Bill: "Stuff! I better tell Reed!"

And of all the product placements...

Bill: "Dodge built their top secret hover car?"

[carlobee]

(When Johnny becomes Thing-like)
Mike: "Sweet, I rock!"

Johnny: "I'm just a little off my game."
Hot Military Chick: ""This isn't a game."
Mike: "Then how come I'm about to score? God, I'm awesome!"

Johnny: "Flame on!" (turns invisible)
Mike: "Hey, I could get used to this!"

(Sue sees... um...)
Bill: "Stuff! I better tell Reed!"

And of all the product placements...

Bill: "Dodge built their top secret hover car?"

 

[BathTub]

She can't see you wave Johnny...