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What did we learn?

Started by kodiakthejuggler, January 26, 2007, 11:07:32 PM

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MrTorso

I learned that the crew of Battlefield Earth didn't own a level while making the movie.
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MrTorso

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Goshzilla

I learned that our Declaration of Independence does not need to be in a vacume tube to survive 1,000 years of weather and an alien invasion of the capital.


palehorse864

Not to pull the thread off topic or ruin your suspension of disbelief but...

... Why did hte psyclos actually look at 1,000 year old surveillance satellite footage as if it were something new. 

6079SmithW

-That nuclear genocide is ok as long as you met a few members of the species and they are jerks.

-That apparently you can have a planet that never, ever receives any radiation at all exist long enough to develop a highly mechanized civilization

-That planets go nova when you blow up their atmospheres

-That wondering how most of the characters eat and breath (and other science facts) is more or less futile, and that I should probably repeat to myself "It's just a movie adapted from a story written by a man many apparently consider a messiah." Hmm, somehow that doesn't inspire me to relax.

Oceaniclost

That six fingers really are better than five fingers

your hair still looks great and manged well(even braided) in the middle of a war and being captive.

and the alien race after having their limbs shot off have no kind of blood running out of their body, only air comes out I guess

LadyKenobi

I learned that a great deal of ironic laughter can catapult you right up the Psychlo corporate ladder.

Moose

... that anything can instantly become futuristic and sexy if you give it a random prefix ending in o.

gbeenie

I learned that, if you're going to steal from KISS' wardrobe, at least BE A GODDAMNED KLINGON.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

- Conan O'Brien

gbeenie

Quote from: palehorse864 on February 10, 2007, 08:18:14 PM
Not to pull the thread off topic or ruin your suspension of disbelief but...

... Why did hte psyclos actually look at 1,000 year old surveillance satellite footage as if it were something new. 

IDE-to-Serial ATA adapter.


Oh, wait... you said why, not how... my bad.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

- Conan O'Brien

Rufus T

 I learned that Barry Pepper's character is a douche bag. I also learned that cavemen love the expression "piece of cake" just a little too much.
Aaahh! This movie just throws you violently into the next scene!

gbeenie

Quote from: Groucho2006 on March 08, 2007, 07:52:52 AM
I learned that Barry Pepper's character is a douche bag.

Hey! NOBODY puts Barry in a corner.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

- Conan O'Brien

Rufus T

Quote from: gbeenie on March 08, 2007, 05:02:02 PM
Quote from: Groucho2006 on March 08, 2007, 07:52:52 AM
I learned that Barry Pepper's character is a douche bag.

Hey! NOBODY puts Barry in a corner.

You're right. I'm sorry. I'll go get Baby.
Aaahh! This movie just throws you violently into the next scene!

Leopold_Stotch

I learned that any religeous figureheads that produce movies like this are probably not worth spending any amount of money on