Note:

[Gumba Masta]

NOTE: Due to the way the DVD was manufactured, we're unable to provide a RiffTrax Player (.riff) file for this track.

Does that mean the people behind this "movie" don't even know how to properly burn DVD's, or is it just an inexplicable, otherworldy power that prevents the player from working? We may never know....

[Thrifty]

NOTE: Due to the way the DVD was manufactured, we're unable to provide a RiffTrax Player (.riff) file for this track.

Does that mean the people behind this "movie" don't even know how to properly burn DVD's, or is it just an inexplicable, otherworldy power that prevents the player from working? We may never know....

Nah.  This isn't the only movie set up like that.  Revenge of the Sith was like that too, and a few others.

All this science... I don't understand.

[Gumba Masta]

Aha! Maybe our young couple-ish heroes suffer from an infestations of Star Wars fans...they are often mistake for demons.

[RoninFox]

I think the player is self aware and is refusing to work with this dvd on the grounds that it isn't a movie.

[Gumba Masta]

Hmmm, that's the same way the Robot holocaust started.