BATTLEFIELD EARTH - COMING SOON!!!

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE the worst modern movie ever.

[dignan]

This movie just oozes badness from its pores. 

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

For those who haven't seen it, here's a little taste....... it's worse than bird flu.

And if you're wondering who believes in that stuff, here is the list:

    * Kirstie Alley [5][6], actress
    * Anne Archer [5], actress (her son, Tom Davis, runs the Los Angeles "Celebrity Centre")
    * Carl Anderson [7], singer
    * Jennifer Aspen [2], actress
    * James Stacy Barbour [8], Broadway actor
    * Lynsey Bartilson [9], actress
    * Beck [5][10], musician, raised Scientologist
    * Catherine Bell [11], actress
    * Karen Black, actress [12]
    * Sonny Bono (deceased 1998) [13], musician and member of U.S. House from California (claimed Catholicism on campaign biographies)
    * David Campbell [14], musician, composer, arranger
    * Nancy Cartwright [13][10], voice over artist, most famous as the voice of Bart Simpson
    * Kate Ceberano [15], actress and musician
    * Erika Christensen [5], actress
    * Chick Corea [5], musician
    * Tom Cruise [5], actor (raised Catholic, according to Parade; attended a Franciscan seminary in Cincinnati and aspired to become a Catholic priest)
    * Sky Dayton [16], founder and Chairman of the Board of EarthLink
    * Eddie Deezen [3], actor
    * Doug Dohring [17], ex-owner of Neopets
    * Jason Dohring [18], actor
    * Plácido Domingo Jr. [4], opera singer
    * Bodhi Elfman [5], actor
    * Jenna Elfman [5], actress (Dharma and Greg), raised Catholic
    * Doug E. Fresh [10], hip-hop musician
    * Kenton Gray [6], car and motorcycle race driver
    * Paul Haggis [19], director
    * Isaac Hayes [5], musician, actor, and formerly voiceover artist ("Chef" from "South Park")
    * Katie Holmes [20], actress (born and raised Catholic), introduced to Scientology by Tom Cruise, whom she later married.
    * Nicky Hopkins [21], musician (deceased 1994)
    * Tyler Hynes [7], actor
    * Mark Isham [22], musician
    * Milton Katselas [5], acting teacher
    * Chaka Khan [10], singer
    * Jason Lee [1], actor ("My Name Is Earl", "Mallrats") and professional skateboarder
    * Geoffrey Lewis [1], actor
    * Johnny Lewis,[1] actor
    * Juliette Lewis [5], actress
    * Christopher Masterson [1], actor
    * Danny Masterson [1], actor
    * Lisa McPherson (deceased 1995), died at Fort Harrison Hotel[23]
    * Peter Medak [24], director
    * Jim Meskimen [25], actor and improviser
    * Sofia Milos[26][27], actress (CSI: Miami)
    * Floyd Mutrux [28], writer, director and producer
    * Haywood Nelson [29], actor
    * Corin Nemec [30], actor
    * Marisol Nichols [31], actress
    * Judy Norton [32], actress and musician
    * James Packer [33], Australian businessman
    * Eduardo Palomo (deceased 2003)[34], actor, and his wife Carina Ricco[35], actress and musician
    * Don Pearson [36], 'Management by Statistics' consultant
    * Michael Peña [37], actor
    * David Pomeranz [38], singer/songwriter
    * Laura Prepon [39][40], actress
    * Lisa Marie Presley [1], singer, Michael Jackson's ex-wife, and daughter of Elvis
    * Priscilla Presley [1], actress and wife of Elvis
    * Kelly Preston [41], actress and John Travolta's wife, raised Catholic.
    * Leah Remini [1], actress
    * Patrick Renna[42], actor
    * Ernie Reyes, Jr. [38], actor [8]
    * Giovanni Ribisi [1], actor, raised Scientologist.
    * Marissa Ribisi [43] , actress, wife of Beck Hansen, sister of Giovanni Ribisi, raised Scientologist.
    * Ruddy Rodriguez, actress [9]
    * Elena Rogero [7], singer
    * Mimi Rogers [5], actress (no longer believed to be active in the church, but still holds the beliefs[citation needed])
    * Pablo Santos, actor [10] (deceased 2006)
    * Jeffrey Scott, screenwriter [11]
    * Billy Sheehan [44], rock bassist
    * Eric Sherman, film consultant [12]
    * David Singer [45], chiropractor, 'Management by Statistics' consultant
    * Reed Slatkin [46], criminal ponzi scheme perpetrator
    * Michelle Stafford [47], actress
    * Ethan Suplee [48], actor
    * John Travolta [5], actor, raised Catholic.
    * Greta Van Susteren [11], host of On the Record with Greta Van Susteren on Fox News Channel
    * Persia White [49], actress
    * Edgar Winter [50], musician
    * Bryan Zwan [51], founder and CEO of Digital Lightwave

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

thats who is in that cult?

[Bob]

Man, the YouTube video should come with parental warning........ I forgot how campily bad it was.   

I wonder when Forest Whitaker is accepting his oscar next year for his performance in "The Last King of Scotland", he thinks back upon his time in this movie?

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

Yeah, then he tries to clear his mind with Panic Room, and that makes it worse, and then he replaces it with Phone Booth, and he silently weeps out of his good eye. (Kidding. I know it's mean, but if I do it to Sly, then I gotta do it to everyone.)

Forest was really good last season in the Shield as Kavanaugh. Really fine job.

[SaucyRossy]

    * Greta Van Susteren [11], host of On the Record with Greta Van Susteren on Fox News Channel

Where did you get this list? I highly doubt that is right but if it is then I am going to start watching her show.

[mrbasehart]

The thing is: All of the people in that list seem really, really, nice.  Maybe Scientology works for them?

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

well nothing beats a good ol fashion lobotomy

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

    * Greta Van Susteren [11], host of On the Record with Greta Van Susteren on Fox News Channel

Where did you get this list? I highly doubt that is right but if it is then I am going to start watching her show.

Answers.com

Check it out, Saucy.

[SaucyRossy]

    * Greta Van Susteren [11], host of On the Record with Greta Van Susteren on Fox News Channel

Where did you get this list? I highly doubt that is right but if it is then I am going to start watching her show.

Answers.com

Check it out, Saucy.

Yeah I google searched ole Greta and came up with a bunch of stuff on her and Scientology. How odd.

[Natureboy]

So this is it, right? One of the most requested movies (#2 in the riff rankings, wasn't it?) and all three riffers. Shouldn't the heavens open up and the entire Roundtable empty their bowels simultaneously?

And someone was just saying how we don't listen to the polls...?

   

Yeah, I started that.....but, this is great, you guys just have Batman and Robin and Troll 2 to go now.   

[macleod]

On that note, if you haven't seen it, check out that South Park episode called "trapped in the closet"

...it really puts the whole thing into a new perspective...

[gammer]

I posted this in the Seperated @ Birth thread:

Battlefield Earth, and...















Shit!

[dignan]

Nicky Hopkins?!?  Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!