Favorite Trekie Lines

[Pak-Man]

"James T. Kirk..."

"It's nice to finally meet your original hair."

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

"In space no one can hear you break the laws of physics."

[Lovye]

"It's from 1 Corinthians."

"My G--.  He was actually balder than me."

"It's almost as though he's stressed for some reason."

"This could be the lair of one of several Batman villians."

"Quickly!  Form into a Rhythm Nation dance line!"

"I think we should see other people!"

"Honey, I changed my mind about the whole 'stay with the ship thing.'  Come back and get me?  Honey?"

Dr. Satan.

Leonardo Caprio cameo

"And the baby cries..."

"It's Alec Baldwin.  He's being calling every 5 minutes."

"No, that would star Vin Diesel."

"You know, I hate to sound disrespectful, but, what a stupid, ugly planet."

"SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKKKKK."

"Use the Vulcan titty twister!"

Ralphie impression/reference   ---  I'm so glad they did this.  Kevin was saying what I was thinking.

"It is your destiny to do so."

"Quit trying to shoplift me."

"Don't let him get all Pon Far on ya!"

"A 'Girls Gone Wild' producer's ears perk up."

"Why the long face?"

"Father Tim!  I'm surprised at you."

"I have endangered 821 people's lives.  You have 20 minutes to save them."

"Honey, did you pack my smug?  Oh, nevermind.  I'll borrow some of Kirk's, he's got plenty."

"'Scuse me, is this the 'Smarmy Douche' section?"

"Woah!  Asperigus looks pretty hot in a bikini."

"I missed that subtle lesson in gender equality that was 'Three's Company.'"

"He's using the Bobby McFerrin gambit!"

"This is officially a sitcom."

"Allowing him to warp directly into the Valley of Bauser, without defeating Castle 7"

"I can't believe I made out with him last night!"

"She-Hulk is pleased."

"So p0wnage still exists in the 23rd Century?"

"First do SOME harm."

"Ah, the USS Avis, Hurtz, Budget...something like that."

"Shpit the borscht out, please."

"It gives you Micky Mouse glove hands!"

"Well, with Bones as their doctor, the Romulans can just sit back and watch them die off."

"Ah.  It's an anti-hammy preformance enhancing drug."

"They modeled the ship after a pile of dead birds."

"You gave me a laxative, you idiot!"

"FOR I AM ZEUS!"

"Her foxiness is also a factor, logically speaking."

"Hi Nero."

"The helmets are muting the non-stop girlish screaming."

"There's a man, on the deck of the, thing!" -- Words do not do this one justice.

"He's slightly less subtle than if he were played by Ivan Drago."

"Yakov Smirnov is calling him from Cousin Balki's house.  They're asking him to dial it down."

"Nice beaming!  Thanks guys, I'll just run the 6 miles to the place I wanted to be."

"Yeah, as opposed to run around the planet on a sight seeing tour?"

"You were adopted."

"Eleven thirty point three o' clock."

Pork chop questioning

"Less talk and more treking, preferably through the stars."

"We now may all be game."

"Ah, they packed him toilet paper.  How thoughtful."

"The hell, is that a taun taun?  You guys marooned me in the wrong franchise, you idiots."

"The Level Three boss from any given video game follows in persuit."

Black hole cliche

"I meant to say, 'Are you out of your ******* Vulcan mind?'"

"Man, I'm sure glad we didn't run into any wierd wolf things or bug monsters!"

"He's half the size since I last saw him."

"Not to mention practical."

"Yes, Destiny.  It's a sci fi ploy used by lazy writers."

Entire pipe scene.

"This petty insubordination instantly becomes my top priority."

"I saw what he did there."

"I HATE IT!! ....  It's very devistating."

"Rest of the crew care to stop the violent assault?  No?"

"Heh....Barely know that guy."

"Why do we need a doctor on the bridge, anyway?"

"I wish him a hearty neener neener."

"Oh well, thanks for letting me think it was for political reasons all these years.  I'm sure that didn't screw me up at all!"

"I want to change my leunch order!"

"Yes, after 5 minutes of emotional rehab, I'm ready to serve."

"Get it?  'You know the drill'...."

"There's an app for that!"
--"*growl*  Oooh, shut up."

"Blue tooth, now with eye pokey attachment."

"Got it!  As soon as you're on board, fire on the ship."

"I'm not sure which one I'm jealous of."

"Everyone run if you love red uniforms."

"Poor guy, he flew right into Zion from the Matrix movies."

"Spent a lot of time studying Earth's history in Space Mining School, did you?"

"How many people are going to choke me today?"

"Like if I went down to San Francisco instead of just waiting in space..."

"START WITH THE TEMPS!!"

"Backstreet's back, alright!"

"I'm using every obligatory catch phrase I guot!"

"Man that was close!  Let's never do anything risky or implausible again, okay guys?"

"I am making myself very uncomfortable right now.  Fascinating."

"They forgot to invite the wookie and the droids to the medal awards ceremony."

"Oh hai Old Spock, welcome to San Francisco."

[BathTub]

Hehe when I heard "It's from 1 Corinthians." I thought, yeah this should be good.

[PlayMSTie]

"There's a MAN on the DECK of the THING!" Perfect. 

[Moca Java]

"Hi Nero!" Just the way they said it, like they were at an AA meeting or something.

And the Billy Corgan fan club jokes at the beginning cracked me up. Praise be Billy's smooth baby head!

Oh and the part about when Sulu's sword unfolds it says 'Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day'.